Figures of Authority

“Officer Sugar Tits,” Xander commanded, “Please give that woman the appropriate response for her behavior.”

“My pleasure, sir,” Buffy responded as she bent the woman in a sexy nurse costume over and smacked her ten times on the ass.

“Now, unless you want a special Mayoral exemption,” Xander said with a wiggle of his eyebrows, “I suggest you get to the hospital. That’s where a nurse should be after all.”

The nurse considered her options, “I’ll get going right now.”

“Another job well done,” Buffy said as she ran her hand up and down the shaft of her baton.

“Right, though something is definitely going on,” Xander said as he looked around.

“Mayor, um, sir,” a demon said as he approached them. “What do you want me to do about all of this?”

Xander looked at him curiously, “I’m sorry, are you part of my staff or one of my constituents. I don’t seem to recognize you.”

“You’re the Mayor, right?” the demon said confused. “And the Mayor in this town, he, well…”

“Please, I can sense devious rumors are about to spill from your lips, I am of the highest moral character. Isn’t that right, Officer Slut Muffin?” Xander said as he ran his hand down and cupped Buffy’s ass.

Buffy purred as she pushed back against him, “Whatever you say is absolutely true sir.”

“Well, I’ll just let you handle things here,” the demon said as he started to back away in confusion until he bumped into something. He spun around and came in touch with some squishy.

“Eh, Pervert!” Glory screamed as she grabbed the demon and threw him.

Straight into the sky.

“Wowzers,” Buffy said as she watched him fly. “I’m beginning to think we’re not in good ole’ Sunnydale anymore.”

“An excellent observation,” Xander said as he appraised the girl in front of him. She was all in black and had a giant pair of breasts. “You have some really nice knockers.”

“What?” Glory screamed shocked as she covered her breasts.

Xander turned on the charm, “I’m sorry, your beauty pushed me such a crude outburst. It’s just I’ve never seen such a figure of magnificent feminine beauty. Please, accept my humblest apologies, and know that as Mayor I will make sure to keep you safe.”

“Oh,” Glory said flattered and lowered her eyes. “That’s very kind of you.”

“Now, we should get off the streets. Wouldn’t want any prying reporters to spy our…I mean, we should find somewhere safe,” Xander said as he looked around. “There, that house will work quite well. Officer, please make sure you keep her safe.”

“I feel pretty safe with you,” Glory said. “That’s unnecessary.”

“No, it’s procedure. Officer, execute formation lezzie cover,” Xander stated.

“Absolutely sir,” Buffy said as moved behind Glory and put her arms around her body, rubbing up against her. “There, you will be perfectly safe as we move.”

Glory couldn’t even speak in embarrassment as they moved toward the house.

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Choices

Buffy Costume: Her slayer responsibility gets completely swallowed by her responsibility as “enforcement”

Xander Costume: Takes leadership, but strongly reaps the benefits himself

Angel Costume: Loses corporeal form

Glory Costume: Hair turns naturally black (maybe with blue or violet highlights), bosom expands considerably