Felix totally owns Marcie and Gina

"Are you sure this plan is gonna work, Felix?"

"Yes, Tank, it's going to work. Trust me on this."

READING IN PROGRESS

“This is the first fucking chapter and it’s just the most boring garbage ever! There are fifty of these fucking things, Marcie! Fifty fucking chapters!”

"What was the author supposed to do? Put them all in one chapter?"

“Alright, so this is the story of three nerds, Duncan, Felix and Dawn, two boys, one girl who just sit around playing videogames all day when suddenly they get send to another dimension and get attacked by shadow..”

"That's not true! We masturbate too!"

“This story is so edgy, you will cut yourself just by reading it.”

"That doesn't seem physically possible."

“Because it happens in Kingdom Hearts, Gina. You will find that this is a rather derivative work.”

"Your face is a derivative work."

“Duncan originated from scottish it is derived from two Gaelic words - “donn” which means brown, and “cath” which means warrior.”

"I'm pretty sure 'donn' means dark."

“A bit too clever for this author, so she probably just ripped the name off from this.”

"The author never watched RWBY. I had no idea there was spinoff called RWBY Fanon."

“Especially since the other catboy fucker is named Felix.”

"You got us there."

“And speaking of that other, ehem, catboy fucker, we switch to him because he is the actual protagonist of this story and yes he is also a catboy. He run’s around in a bunny girl outfit.”

"It's 'runs' not 'run's'."

"That's what you take issue with, Tank?"

“Fantasizing about crossdressing catboys is the only way I can possible make it through this story, Gina.”

"Given the kind of trash Marcie is into, I don't think it's possible to make something she'll actually like without alienating the rest of humanity."

“WHY THE FUCK ARE WE TALKING ABOUT FICTIONAL MOVIES NOW! LIKE WHAT THE FUCK! HOW IS THIS RELEVANT AT ALL!”

"Your face is irrelevant."

“What the fuck did you think you were doing this entire time, bucko? You gave us a fucking history lesson on this worlds fucking movies!”

"His name's Felix."

"I don't understand why Marcie or Gina, hard to tell which one it is, suddenly thought my name was Bucko. The thing is, Tank,they refer to me by my correct name most of the time so I'm not sure what happened there."

"They didn't even use a capital letter."

“Then some more anime bullshit happens. You will find me using this term a lot because I will not describe the twenty billion time Felix fights some variation of shadows.”

"It wasn't twenty billion."

"And they made a grammatical error, too. It's twenty billion times plural."

“These two are our stand ins for Donald and Goofy.”
“So, what you are trying to tell me, Marcie, is that Donald Duck isn’t in this story after all?”
“...it appears so.”
“….”
“But you know what is in it, Gina?”

"Apparently Gina is a duck."

“I guess I don’t really want to see Donald Duck spanked.”
“Although that is certainly some people’s fetish. We can count ourselves lucky the author did not decide to genderbent Donald and Goofy.”

"Apparently, Marcie likes to spank ducks and Gina wants to fuck them."

“We have some wacky shenanigans but it is all very ho hum. I have a hard time even describing just what exactly is bothering me with it.”

"I guess that means Marcie liked the Alice in Wonderland universe."

“Of course the Mad Hatter would enjoy this. That is perfectly in character. But what comes after? A riddle contest, which Felix wins and they move on. Not only did the sex amount to nothing what followed after was once again just going through the motions. It is just so dreadfully dull.”

"But it was sex!"

“Wow, that is kinda even more messed up.”

"Chopping someone's head off and using as a soccer ball is funny."

"Plus the Queen of Hearts was bad, so it's okay to chop her head off and use it to play soccer."

"See! If a flying cricket says it's okay, it's okay."

“They might still whip the body. What’s a bit of **** to this author?”

"Marcie is into some weird shit."

"I'm surprised Marcie didn't weasel her way out by the bet given what a Mary Sue she is in her own story."

“Excuse me? Has this author ever looked upon a greek statue? Back then small penises was the beauty standard! Having a large penis was frowned upon!”

"I'm pretty sure that was just in places run by kings with small penises. Similar to how feminists believe that women who are not overweight should be put into **** camps. They can't measure up, so they try to **** others to lower their standards for them."

“And it is five words. Contractions are counted as two...ouch!”

"You sure about?"

"I'd say was four words, not that that was even the point. Tank's insistence on correcting Chiron's miscounting of words is more annoying than Chiron's actual miscounting of words."

“This strawman is so over the top that it is kinda funny. The problem here is that this is not what the author is aiming for. She seems to think there is genuinely no limit to how absurd you can portray someone before it ricochets back on you, the creator, again. Hence, almost funny. It doesn’t help that Alecto gets brutally maimed, whipped and dismembered right after. In that order.”

"When it comes to feminism, there really is no limit to their absurdity. Leherengin's diseased brain is living proof of this."

"I suspect Leherengin's mad because she knows she and Alecto have a lot in common."

"You know what the funny thing about this is? Not only does Marcie herself know people who are like this. But SHE herself actually thinks like Alecto."

“Repeat after me: You do not explain the joke. Just delete that last...”

"But it was one word!"

"For someone who thinks the author 'explained' the joke, Marcie doesn't seem to have gotten the joke. I'm not sure if I can say why without actually explaining the joke."

"And Marcie is not being grammatically correct either. If she's interrupted by a spank, it ends in '-', not '...'"

“S-So, Felix is playing catch with Cerberus which is cute but...you know, Felix is a catboy who is fighting a dog. The joke is staring her in the face and yet she is still incapable of using it.”

"What joke? Cerberus is a large dog that I had to use a tree to play catch with him. Why does Marcie think I'm a girl now?"

"She's a weirdo who fantasies about crossdressing catboys. Turning you into a girl is probably the only way she can cope."

“So, not Donald suggests to go visit the queen because the randomly going to planets strategy is clearly not working out. Felix, upon hearing, this goes absolutely apeshit and starts trashing the controls of the spaceship causing it to crash on Tarzan planet.”
“Our hero, everyone.”
“You know what’s the worst part about this? We know that D and D aren’t down there. We know this is yet another worthless diversion that will amount to fuck all!”

"I agree with Marcie and Gina on this."

"Oh come on, Glaze, how was I supposed to know Duncan and Dawn weren't down there. And we saved the jungle. You can't call that worthless."

“To recap what just had happened. Felix got the ship crash landed and probably killed both Glaze and Tank in the process. Not to mention the rest of the crew which Felix doesn’t even spare a single thought on. Is the author trying to make the protagonist as unlikable as possible?”

"What crew? It's just me, Glaze, Tank and the Flying Cricket. And everyone was fine. Why would I spare a thought for people who are either okay or don't exist?"

“Genocide is typically frowned upon and yet Felix disagrees. And no we didn’t remove any scenes that would make this slightly less atrocious. This is the entire fight.”

"It was self-defence. And we didn't kill ALL of them so it's not genocide. Also Marel also supports genocide. Why is that okay?"

"Marcie's mere association with Marel makes her guilty of genocide."

“What? I mean...what? HOW! It shouldn’t even be humanly possible to screw a sentence up that hard!”

"Autocorrect did it."

“More anime bullshit happens that we will skip because guess what? Nothing that happens on Tarzan planet matters fuck all. Felix and not Donald make up again and everyone fucks off!”

"Except for us saving the day. And I fucked Tarzan and Jane."

“Progress? What progress! They achieved fuck all for 33 chapters!”

"We saved Alice from being executed, we saved the day on Gaia, we saved the day in Tarzan's world. I also fucked girls in each world. Except Gaia but I still fucked Glaze and Tank so that kinda makes up for it."

“But now Felix gets to learn magic from some hobo wizard. He couldn’t have learned that on his travels or something because that would have made them actually not pointless. Anyways, we are getting a spanking scene for a change.”

"Merlin would probably laugh that one off. His apprentice on the other hand..."

“No, he found you. On the same fucking planet you started your fucking adventure. You did fuck all.”

"Same thing. And we had sex!"

Duncan and Felix are fighting...then they are fighting a giant robot...can you give me a spanking, Gina?”

"Marcie made a grammatical error."

“No, he hasn’t. That is not how you use the word literally, you stupid twat.”

"It is now. Seriously, either Marcie is super old, or her author is like super old."

“Uh, Marcie is getting pissed.”

"Hey! Don't review while you're drunk!"

“We land in Aladdin world, come across Jasmine. Then Felix rapes her.”

"So you can't pronounce Badbadaro... Whatever, either. Wait a minute, I didn't **** anyone!"

“You know what, Gina? The whipping scenes are not...awfully written. I give the author that. I could see people who are into this getting off on it.”
“And now Marcie is broken. Good job, author!”

"So Marcie is into whipping things."

“I just don’t get why this fucker just isn’t fucking committing already! We get it, you fucking like whipping! Just write a story about whipping instead of this bullshit bait and switch every single fucking time!”

"So we need to have more whipping in this story? Well, if that's what Marcie is into."

“Literally our protagonist.”

"THAT IS NOT TRUE!!! I AM FAR MORE ADORABLE THAN THAT UGLY VERSION OF ALADDIN!"

"Felix had literally no way of forcing me to do anything, anyway."

"Yeah, she's a very unhelpful genie."

"I only sex with him because he had the balls to make that wish."

“Yeah, that’s a great excuse to **** someone, buddy.”

"Why do they think I **** the princess?"

"And they got your name wrong again and failed to notice the author's grammatical error and forgot to give the wrong name a capital letter."

"They also seem to have no issue with the fact Felix risked causing a canon violation by screwing Aladdin's love interest."

"Wait, what!"

"Calm down, Aladdin. She was hot! I had to have sex with her!"

"Aren't both Marel and Gina actual rapists?"

At least her writings on Hard Candy made me feel anger.

"Was it the naked wrestling Marcie and Susan did before making out or Susan and Gina fighting to the tune of Rules of Nature by Metal Gear Rising?"

"I still fail to see how this is going to help us defeat Hera."

"You'll see."