Fate/Stay Night - Shinji Matou

It was dark out, only street lights and the moon illuminating Shinji’s path as he walked home. He was returning from another easy mark, some cute blond of a first-year from some rival high-school within Fuyuki that couldn’t resist his charms. Of course, who could? After all, Shinji was clearly a genius and his unmistakably handsome appearance was known to all at his school, with only a handful like those bitches Mitsuziru and Tohsaka having the stupidity to reject his advances.

“Ah,” Shinji exhaled slightly. He didn’t remember the girl’s name, only her subpar blowjob and the image of his seed all over her ‘Hafu’ face. “At least her tits were nice,” He thought. Before he could finish lamenting over the slightly disappointing experience however, he noticed something falling from the sky.

“What the hell’s that?” He muttered aloud. Maybe it was his curiosity, or perhaps it was confidence in his newly acquired Servant, Rider, but Shinji made his way towards where he suspected the falling object would land.

“A notebook?” He soon saw. Seeing the title, he laughed. Sex Note? Ha. What poor, horny bastard was so pent up that they had to come up with this stupid fantasy of a book to get off? he wondered. Still, he decided to pick it up and open it, if only to further ridicule it’s creator’s poor taste. Slowly he made his way through it’s several “rules”, and couldn’t help but laugh more, but when he’d turned the page to look for any entries it was blank. Clearly whoever made this was a fucking virgin or barely got any pussy, and threw their shitty porn journal away out of embarrassment.

“Fuck it”, Shinji decided. It wouldn’t hurt to take the book home with him for the night. Maybe throw it away in the morning, after he had some sleep.

Or maybe he should just try writing something in it right now. As a joke of course, since there’s no way it’d actually do anything, right?