Fast forward to the evening

After a most enjoying afternoon consisting of pizza, snack food, fizzy drinks, and various Mario themed multiplayer games on the latest Nintendo console I headed back to my flat just off University Campus to have another shower, and get changed before heading back out to meet Bill and a bunch of our mates at one of the more popular student bars on Campus. The Deadline.

"Hey guys!" I called out, upon seeing Ryan, Freddie, Adam, and Bill all having a cigarette outside the pub.

We all exchanged pleasantries while the guys finished smoking their cigarettes, before we entered the bar.

"I'll get the first round in" I said to the boys, whom were more than happy to accept my offer, and went to find a table for the five of us to sit at, while I walked to the bar to be served.

It had been while since I'd spent an evening at The Deadline, so the change in décor was certainly a surprise, and as I waited to be served by the cute little blonde behind the bar my gaze wandered across the room, taking in the new décor, and noting with approval that the old wall and ceiling mounted televisions had replaced by sleek and modern flat screen televisions.

"There you are, babe! I've been waiting for you!" A soft feminine voice called out to my left beside me. The tone of her voice sounded slightly strained.

"Babe?" The woman's voice called out, sounding even closer to me, whilst a slender hand placed itself on top of the left hand, which I was using to lean up against the bar.

Surprised I turned to face the woman whom had seemingly mistaken me for her boyfriend. "I'm sorry miss, but I think that you have me mistaken...." My sentence died on my lips as I got a look at the woman standing beside me, with her hand on still on my own.

I barely got enough time to take in the sight of the newcomer's breathtakingly beautiful face, which was framed by long silky brown hair tinged with dark red highlights, before she wrapped her arms around my neck, and pulled me in for a kiss.

Completely surprised by this very unexpected move from this complete and utter stranger I didn't resist or encourage her actions, and as a result a pair of luscious glossy lips being pressed up against my own, as well as a pair of what felt like extremely large and round breasts being pressed up against my chest.

"Just go with it. Please pretend to be my boyfriend". The mystery beauty whispered softly after ending the kiss. Her words were barely loud enough for me to hear over the music coming from jukebox, prompting me to open my eyes, and take a good look at the person whom had introduced herself in a most unorthodox way.

The brief look that I'd got of her face before she kissed me was enough to determine that she was beautiful, but it certainly do her justice, for as she looked up at me I could now tell that she was absolutely stunning, possessing a face that would make a supermodel weep with envy, ruby red lips that looked they were begging to be kissed, hair so silky smooth and shiny looking she could easily become-if she already wasn't- the face of a marketing campaign for a women's shampoo company, an adorable little button complete with a small silver stud piercing in her right nostril, and electric blue eyes.

"Help me, please!" The unknown beauty whispered, her voice tight with stress, to which I picked up on, and saw the concern in her bright blue eyes. "He's been following me for the last hour or so".

It was at that moment it all made sense to me. She was using me to shake off an unwanted admirer. "Sorry that I'm late, honey". I said loudly for anyone nearby to overhear. "I got caught up!"

To help sell the illusion I gently wrapped my arms around her back in order to give her a reassuring hug, planted a quick kiss on her forehead, and began to scan the room for the person that was bothering the stunning brunette.

It didn't take me too long before I saw a man staring at us, whom for some reasons just gave me a bad vibe. "Little guy? Greasy black hair with the grey t-shirt?" I murmured softly into the stunning brunette's ear, to which she nodded in an affirmative.

"That's him". She whispered, the fear in her eyes was all too easy to see. "He's been following me from about five minutes after I left my flat".

Feeling a surge of anger flow through me I just about resisted the urge to walk across the room and hit him, choosing instead to fix him with my most threatening glare. The dark haired stalker stared back at me for a few moments, before he lowered his gaze in defeat, got out of his seat, and slowly shuffled out of the bar.

"He's gone". I announced to the trembling brunette in my arms, once he'd gone through The Deadline's front door, and disappeared from view.

"T-thanks". The dark haired beauty visibly relaxed upon hearing my declaration, and a smile tugged at the corners of her mouth. "He was really creeping me out. I genuinely thought that he was going to do something to me".

An amused smile crossed itself across my face, as I released her from my grip, noting that she still hadn't relinquished me from her arm lock around the back of my neck. "So you thought that you'd scare him off by latching onto the biggest meanest guy that you could find?"

The stunning brunette's smile intensified, and she flashed me two rows of pearly white teeth. "Something like that, yeah. You do certainly do stand out from a crowd". She remarked, as she'd finally let go my neck, and took a step back, allowing me to get my first good look at her, other than her quite exquisite face. "Say.....can I buy you a drink?" She asked.