Fashion Show

The next morning, Devin let out a loud “What the fuck?!” when he saw his hair had grown down to past his shoulders, and as he went to find some scissors to cut it off, Annie threats put a stop to it.

Davina was up particularly early thanks to not being flat-out drunk the night before and thinking about what Stacey and the others had said the previous day, felt a twinge of guilt for not partying with them, and thought of a nice way to smooth things over.

Davina had absentmindedly taken note of everybody’s breakfast habits over the past days, and so set about cooking and laying out a spread to suit everybody’s tastes, only for Rebecca to appear part way through.

Rebecca: “Oh, good morning dear! You’re up early!”.

Davina: “Good morning! Sorry I didn’t show last night; I thought I’d make up for it and make breakfast for everybody so they wouldn’t have to do it hung over”.

Rebecca: “What a splendid idea, that’s very sweet of you! Here, let me help!”

And so the two got to cooking, chatting amicably as they did so about the previous night, the guys, and Rebecca’s glamorous new wardrobe, which Davina admitted looked wonderful and showed off the curves of Rebecca’s body magnificently.

The other women were grateful to have been spared the pain of making breakfast, although the fake smiles and compliments exchanged between Davina and Clarice and Tanya were palpable.

Post-breakfast began with Fashion Show, a round where male-female partners would choose clothes for each other secretly, and then strut their stuff on a catwalk for the contestants, presenters and guest judges (C-list celebrities; a pornstar, a reality show winner, and a guy from a trending meme that would be outdated by the time the episode aired) who would mark them on their performance and outfit, and an extra 10 points would be given to both members of the team with a member who came first/

Davina was partnered with Jenson, which she thanked the heavens for, as being a male model he should know a thing or two about fashion.

Davina however knew next to nothing, and even though Jenson was seething in his cowboy outfit, he definitely didn’t show it, racking up ten across the board for his performance, making him come in second place after Stacey, whom Deke had trussed up like a glamorous starlet, and strutted her stuff with the confidence of the sexy bimbo goddess she was.

Davina was certainly not pleased with her outfit; consisting of a microskirt with showed the G-string lining her hips, seven inch platform heels, a top that was pretty much just a bra, diamond choker and huge gold hoop earrings dangling from her now healed ears.

Davina’s lack of enthusiasm was captured in her performance as she saw the guys trying to get a look up her skirt, earning her 13th place.