Family reunion

After a few awkward hours of fishing and getting sun burned where i don't normally get sunburned. We finally start getting ready to go. I drive the boat up to the dock, hop out and walk to the truck. Still completely naked. My mother in law sits and watches my bare butt jiggling and my penis bouncing as i work to get the boat loaded. After i finally get everything loaded up we hop in the truck for the long naked ride home. The whole time im hoping that no one is home so i can just run in and get dressed. After an un eventful ride home i pull up to my house and my stomach sinks. My mother in law busts out laughing. Apparently my wife's two sisters and her grandmother are over at my house, and they're all sitting on the porch talking. What am i going to do. I have no way to cover my bare penis and butt. I pull up and stop the truck, my mother in law is in tears laughing at my upcoming exposure. She hops out of the truck and looks back at me and winks, then she throws her see through garden hat at me and says good luck naked boy! She walks up to the porch to join the other ladies. Im still sitting in the truck. I put the hat over my hard dick and it really doesn't do anything to hide it. The only way into the house is through the group of women. I know they are going to see everything. I finally get up enough courage to open the door and step out. My naked butt comes into view first. My mother in law was watching and waiting for my butt naked show. The others had no idea of what they were about to see. The first one to notice was my wifes grandmother. She gasps and says "my goodness, that man is naked as a jaybird" this of course stops everyone from talking and they all look my way to see my naked behind. I sheepishly approach the giggling women and begin to explain myself. Im standing between my mother in law and my wifes grandmother both ladies are shamelessly checking out my bare buns. My wife's sisters are sort of embarrassed for me though, so they're trying not to look. Although they're not trying very hard. My mother in law changes everything when she suddenly snatches her hat back. This catches me off guard and my penis springs free in front of all of them.