False alarm, just a crazy naked guy.

Heading downstairs, Jen walked out towards the ambulance. Waving calmly, she hailed the driver as another crewperson got out.
Ah good, both were female, one quite stocky.
Wait, why was that important...
Dismissing the odd thought, she spoke to the driver as they opened their window.

"Hey, things are under control here, just some naked guy **** in his kitchen. Not sure what his deal was, but he's in a puddle of cum."

*raised eyebrow*

"Cum...puddle?"

"Yeah...like an actual puddle. Guy's hung like a horse, but looks dehydrated or something... Is...is there such a thing as dehydration from too much masturbation? Because if there isn't, I think I found the first case."

"Bullshit, I gotta see this", said a voice from behind her, as the stockier EMS headed for the open apartment door.

Jen turned to reply.

Damn if that woman wasn't thick in all the right places.

Realizing she'd been staring too long at the wide swaying hips and huge ass of the EMS heading inside, she mentally shook her head to clear it as she attempted to cover up ogling by heading inside after her.
Fucking random cumshots from **** horse-dicked studs. Who knew she had a kink for that? Granted the opportunity hadn't presented itself until tonight...

The EMS driver smirked as they exited the driver's seat to follow the horny cop inside. Sheri had no interest in women herself. But if a naked man with a giant cock was really inside, she was going to at least take a peek.
She grabbed a saline IV as an excuse, and her smirk grew as she watched the cop follow Penny's ass inside the apartment. Penny always had that effect on anyone even remotely attracted to females. It would have been hilarious if she wasn't so picky about sexual partners. But at least Sheri got to pick up a few hot guys who bounced off her selectiveness.
Sheri didn't care if they were too timid or too much of a dick for Penny's taste, all she really cared about was cock, and the unspoken partnership worked well for them. Shame Penny took all the big ones...

She shrugged slightly and headed inside and up the stairs, reaching the top just before a loud "Holy Shit!" came from a room she couldn't see into yet. Welp. Apparently the cop hadn't lied.

Penny stared openmouthed at the naked hunk laying on the kitchen floor. He looked a bit malnourished, but he had a nicely sculpted muscular form, and a giant cock.
Like...a really giant cock. Fucking immense. The damn thing must be a foot long and as thick as her wrist even soft and draped over his left leg.

And yes, that was an actual puddle of cum. Damn those were some big balls.

"Told ya", said the muscular female cop, as she came up behind Penny and peeked over her shoulder. The cop was definitely looking down Penny's shirt, but she was so horny from the sight of the massive cock that the cop's breath tickling the back of her neck just turned her on even more. Besides, she left the top few buttons undone for a reason. Some of her best flings had been with former patients who were packing, and it didn't hurt to check out the offerings by showing a bit of cleavage.

Better make sure he didn't die before she got to test drive his equipment.

<Insert scenes wherein the Jen, Penny, and Sheri find clothes to put on Maximus, determine that he is indeed dehydrated, start a saline drip (Sheri metaphorically patted herself on the back for using that as an excuse), then load him into the ambulance before heading off to the hospital for a more thorough examination.>