Fairy Oddparents

The Matchmaking system buffers for a second as it scans this section of its vast catalog of possible matches. It seems to glitch for a moment, before the entire laptop bounces, spins and has a cloud of purple puff come from it. Something seemed to fight it for control with a book labeled "Da Rulez" appearing on the screen after the smoke cleared. But an animated rubber stamp appeared causing the book to open and rapidly flip through it's pages before the stamp slammed down. It left a mark labeled "Approved" before the book closed shut and several folders slipped out of it's pages.

The folders were labeled with an H or M...., human or Magical....

1. Wanda (M) - A contract written up ages ago by a the her father, Big Daddy. While family opinions change and Big Daddy even tried to cancel the contract, the lawyers are still fighting it out and the contract holds.
2. Vicky (H) - an angry girl with a mean streak a solar system wide, if not longer. Her contract was written after an angry break up(COUGH, her BF escaped) as a way to vent her frustrations and to avoid that foreign kid's attention(Who is actually an alien).
3. Tootie (H) - Written in an attempt to set herself up with TIMMY, the contract has been updated again, and again with corrections, fixes, changes and several drawings. Of course, Cupid's Wish works on the idea of 'perfect match' not expected or desired one.
4. Trixie (H)- Another parent made contract. Nothing less than the best perfect match for the perfect daughter.
5. Tooth Fairy (M) - Tricked into making a contract, she buried all traces of it to better suit her shipping suitor needs..., and then to hide it from Von Strangle's attention.

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