Expose him to the rest of the school

"Let's tell the rest of the school," you say, laughing. "Let everyone know this stupid fucker."

You watch as Lukas goes to the draw, taking a video of the number and then what you've found, while narrating in a mumbling attempt to disguise his voice.

"Here, we have discovered that Jason... Jason what's his face... shit, maybe Justin... the asshole who started a fight tonight is a sissy. Let the world know," he says, before switching to a David Attenborough-style narration. "The average sissy has a cock that's about four inches, and is so feminine..."

You sit there, smiling and laughing as you listen to the Lukas. After about a minute, he finishes the video, looking up at you two as you laugh.

"What happens that?" you ask.

"Oh, this is getting sent being all apps to everyone in the school. This is getting out," Lukas grins.

"That works," you say. "Let's go."

"Perfect! Hurrah!" Lukas cheers.

Drunk and happy, you guys hurry up to your room, fucked off your heads. You push in the door as you hear the ruckus of teachers searching for students still out drinking. You head to bed, collapsing exhausted and near passing out in your beds, at the end of a great night.