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You head back to your room and your magic scriptures. As you pass Camilla's room, you hear Judy moaning expressively and remember she and your sister are doing some sort of cam girls show. In your room, you look up "mormongirls.org" and discover it is indeed a cam girl service with "All proceeds going to The Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-day Saints" and a search finds that both Judy and Camilla are available for various services. Damn!

You're really curious, but you have something else in mind. Ever since you realized how powerful an agent of change your rewritable scriptures are, your mind has been drifting to your former Sunday school teacher, Sister Woffinden.

The initial reason was her tits, of course. Sister Woffinden's rack was legendary, impossible to hide in even the most modest of Mormon Sunday dresses. With what you've done to local fashion, you can't wait to see how she has those massive jugs displayed.

But eventually you got to thinking about her position in your community. She had divorced three years ago. The vicious ward rumor mill indicated Brother Woffinden had left her after several years of trying to get pregnant and failing. Whatever it was, Sister Woffinden had been acting completely devastated ever since and everyone treated her like she might shatter at any moment. She looked sad all the time and you had liked her smile almost as much as her tits! Family was core to Mormon theology and single women were treated as tragic. You should be able to do something about that...

You pull out your rewritable scriptures and turn to Doctrine & Covenants 132 where Celestial Marriage is laid out. You erase some verses going on and on about how awesome the priesthood is and replace them with this:

"Blessed are those Sisters who do enter into this covenant to become wives and bear up children for The Lord and His Church. But verily, even more blessed are those Sisters who do not bear children, for these are those to whom The Lord hath called to be Ministering Angels.

And if a Sister of the Church should not bear children unto her husband, he shall deliver her unto The Temple of The Lord and there shall she kneel naked before The Lord and be annointed by the seed of all the Brethren in The Temple. And there after shall she be blessed above all other women, for she has been anointed with seed and is The Lord's Annointed.

And in her ward shall she be praised, for she has been called and chosen with an Eternal Calling to be a Ministering Angel, on Earth and in Heaven. And she shall minister unto the members of The Church, both Brothers and Sisters, and make them call out unto the Glory of the Lord and she shall be filled with joy in her calling!"

That seemed good for the D&C. Should you reinforce it with the BoM? There was a story that might work.

You go to Alma chapter 39, where the eponymous prophet is scolding his son, Corianton.

"3 And this is not all, my son. Thou didst do that which was grievous unto me; for thou didst forsake the ministry, and did go over into the land of Siron among the borders of the Lamanites, after the harlot Isabel.

4 Yea, she did steal away the hearts of many; but this was no excuse for thee, my son. Thou shouldst have tended to the ministry wherewith thou wast entrusted.

5 Know ye not, my son, that these things are an abomination in the sight of the Lord; yea, most abominable above all sins save it be the shedding of innocent blood or denying the Holy Ghost?'

Well, that right there needs to go! You erase it with glee and replace it with this:

"3. But all thy sins will be forgiven, my son, for you did travel over into the land of Siron and seek out the Ministering Angel Isabel.

4.Yea, and she is most blessed among women, sent by The Lord to minister unto his children, and blessed are they who find favor in her hands and in her mouth and between her thighs.

1. Know ye not, my son, that I, your father, did contribute my seed when she was first anointed and her calling made sure? Surely she is most blessed and in laying with her has your heart been made pure!"

Well, that was bound to make Sister Woffinden's life a little more interesting.