Exit in a (pretend) panic

As he saw and heard an ever increasing crowd of women point and laugh at his stiff 1-incher, he had an idea. He could confidently wave his nub around for them, but it would probably make them laugh harder if they thought he was utterly humiliated. He pretended to look confused at all the girls comparing their pinkies to him and then looked down.

He saw his hairless, shrunken penis almost retracted into his groin, due to the cold water. He then let out a cartoonishly **** gasp, looked back at all the girls, and flung his hands over his crotch. "AAAAAH! WHAT HAPPENED TO MY TRUNKS!?"

This sent all the girls into hysterics as they teased him further about his nudity. "No point in covering that weewee, nudie. We ALLLLLLL saw your baby cock!"

"Yeah, naked guy. Or should we say, "naked boy."

"With a cock that small, is he even a boy?"

"My little brother has a bigger cock then he does and he's still in diapers!"

He then started swim towards the exit of the pool. That's when one of the girls followed him and just as he exited the pool, she grabbed both of his arms and pulled them back, giving the rest of the mostly female crowd a view of his dripping wet (with water and pre-cum) penis.

With phone cameras snapping, pinkies wiggling and uproarious laughter, John tried his best to make them think this was the worst day of his life, instead of his best. With most of the girls exiting the pool as well, they took the opportunity to wiggle their pinkies, whisper things like shrimpy dick, Vienna sausage, acorn and other such names, and some of them even pinched his butt cheek.

After a bit more "humiliation", they let him go with a hearty slap on the ass and he ran off covering himself. He heard their laughter get quieter as he ran from the waterslide. He didn't know where he was going to run, but as he hid around a corner. He was beaming with joy. That was incredible. He'd never been so turned on in his life. As he wondered what to do next he noticed that he wasn't hidden that well, in fact in front of him was a bunch of women in their mid forties. He seemed to have run into a picnic area and they were having a gathering of some sort.

"Well, hello there, little boy. Are you lost?"

"Does your mommy know that you're running around all naked?"

"Such a cute wittle man. Hehe..."

John however corrected them saying "Actually, I'm 18 thank you very much."

They all looked surprised at this.