Everybody Gets Naked

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She wanted big? She wanted weird? She wanted sexy?

Fine, he’d show her!

He’d show her he could give just as good as she could. Even if that meant he had to cheat a little to do it.

He pulled out his phone from his bikini strap and started looking for a certain video. He knew just the one, even if he’d never dare admit it.

Then he hesitated, remote in hand.

How did he want to do this? Was he going to swap their clothing directly? That would be the easiest choice, but there were way more people in the video than the bar. Maybe he could swap the dress code? Did this place even have a dress code? He wanted it to be more than just a rule though - he wanted the appropriateness of what they were wearing in this video swapped with the appropriateness of what the people were wearing in bars.

And then he was hoping everybody's clothing was going to followed suit, or there’d be a lot of screaming people to deal with.

He brandished the remote. He aimed it just right.

Wait, what would happen to the girl that was serving as Amanda’s bra if he did something to get rid of all these clothes? Would she suddenly find herself back home in Amanda’s closet? Or would something weird happen to her?

He excluded her from the swap, just to be safe.

Zap.

“Ha!” He fist pumped. “How about that!”

“Ooh, alright!” Amanda let out a laugh. “There we go!”

There was more flesh on display now than Aaron had ever seen in his life. Most of the bar’s patrons had become aggressively naked, though some, men and women alike, were clad in thin lacy panties or lingerie. Some even had buttplugs.

Okay now this was funny. Guys and girls with their hard dicks just flopping out for everybody to see. Dudes and ladies with their juicy clams on full display as they spread their legs. And gosh, display really was the word for it, wasn't it? More than the clothing that had changed. Everybody was… posing. They were showing off. He laughed harder. They were putting themselves on display just like the pornstars in the video had been. It wasn’t that they were oblivious to their nudity, they understood it and were reveling in it, thinking that this was just what one wore and did at a bar.

Over by the door a couple was just coming in off the street. They were still fully clothed but as soon as they got to the coat check they started giving each other a flirtatious back-and-forth strip tease until they were both in nothing more than their garters.

“See?” Amanda grinned, her hungry eyes drinking it all up. “I knew you had it in you.”

Aaron beamed at the compliment.

But his satisfaction was short lived.

“Why is everybody staring at us?” he leaned in again, “I thought they couldn’t see us?”

All around the bar they were getting dirty looks. Looks Aaron knew all too well. Judgmental, derisive. Some were outright laughing. Aaron crossed his arms over his chest.

“Oh, they can see us, they just don’t notice the swaps. But you swapped - what? The etiquette or something? And here’s us in gross violation of it.”

Of course. Aaron slapped his forehead.

“What do we do?”

“Why Aaron,” she purred. “We comply, of course.”

She stood up, bosom bouncing as she made a show of pulling her top up and over her head, twirling it above her before flinging it in his direction. Amanda’s bra, Alexandra, held to her task firm, rising up behind her, never letting those orbs out of her grip, holding them as best as she could through Amanda’s motions.

Amanda gazed hungrily into Aaron’s eyes. Daring him to watch as she stripped for him. As each inch of that perfect body of hers came on display.

She shook her hips, her dick - which had already been so throbbingly hot and hard came free of its restraints. She gave the skirt’s zipper a low tantalazing pull and then turned to display her plump peach of an ass in his direction. Playfully she pulled the hem up to give him a look, shaking it too and fro. Then the skirt fell to ground in one smooth shimmy. She bent forward to pick it up and put it on the table. Had her underwear come with it? Or had she just not been wearing any?

She looked over at him over her shoulders, legs spread just enough that he could see the mounds of her balls. Then she pivoted and presented her nudity to him. Her juicy melons, her hourglass curves, her uncannily perfect skin. And of course - he gulped - that oh so familiar dick.

Finally, she reached up to the girl’s hands like they were a clasp, and she pulled them away. Her breasts swaying with ease as they swung in the air bouncing. She twirled the girl around like a dancer, then sat her down on the table, on top of her other clothing, and resumed her seat.

Aaron let out a hot sigh.

Fuck, he bet the porn he had swapped this with had gotten real real boring in comparison.

Aaron hesitantly followed suit. He wasn’t super comfortable with the idea of being naked, but he wasn’t liking these stares either. Besides, if there was anyone he wanted to get naked with right now it was her.

He didn’t quite have the grace for anything fancy, but his bikini bottoms and top came off with just one little flick of the string. His tits exploded into his crossed arms. He cradled them, rubbing them, loving them. It was his favorite top, sure, but it felt so good to get out of. As hot as these babies were squeezed into that bikini, this was a lot more comfortable.

To his relief, the stares subsided. No lingerie-clad bouncers came over to throw them out.

Curiosity getting the better of him, he checked his phone. The orgy had indeed taken a strange twist, to be sure. Everybody was dry humping each other through their clothes. One dress in particular he recognized quite well, pulled up over a guys butt as he was getting rubbed from behind for the camera.

Aaron looked back up around the room. Well, it certainly opened up a lot of possibilities, didn’t it? He could see everybody’s body so much better now. All those parts just begging to be swapped…

He glanced down at Amanda’s pussy, still sat between his legs. Would it be rude to swap it? All this work had made it so hot and squidgy. The vision of his dick on Amanda’s body seemed tailor made to get this stupid thing drooling.

He had never considered himself especially large, size wise, but seeing everybody naked it was clear his dick was one of the biggest in the room. Well, among the men, anyway. The girls seemed to have him beat, but they didn’t really count, did they?

Fuck, he was horny.

He turned his attention back from the bartender’s particularly juicy codger just in time to see Amanda grinning.

Oh no.

Why was Amanda grinning?

“Notice anything unusual?”

“Besides the rampant nudity?” He looked around for something obvious, but no luck. “What? What is it? You don’t even have the remote.”

“Oh, I uh-” She eyed the formerly pregnant woman’s particularly hefty balls as she stood up and gave a toast. “I may have made some swaps before I ran into you.”

“Like what?” his heart raced.

“Come on!” She smirked “I want you to guess.”

“Oh no.” He held up his hands. “I’m not going down that road. I’ll get all paranoid about what what is and isn’t real. It’ll be driving me crazy all night.” Even now he was failing to block out those curious thoughts. If she was mentioning it now, it was something just revealed, right? So normally hidden by clothes? But no. He wasn’t going down that path. “It’s not like I can prove it anyway. You could tell me that all guys used to have boobs or that girl dicks aren’t bigger than guy dicks, or that - I don’t know, everybody used to have tails or something."

“You're so close!” she laughed.

“Tails? Really?” He flashed her an eyebrow. “Hell, for all I know, you could just be saying that to mess with me.”

“It’s true.” She laughed, then glanced at the bartender girl’s balls. “You’d never know. Ooh, but that does give me some fun ideas though.”

“Should I be worried?” He raised an eyebrow.

“I think that’s enough of a warm up, don't you? This is a good start, but let me show you how to get really wild.”

“Uh.”

“Let’s kick it up a notch shall we?”