Master. Could you be less strict?

Of course.

{if strictness = 4}
I'm glad you came to your senses{if humiliation = true} fuckpet.{else}.{endif}
{elseif strictness = 3}
Remember - The Terms & Conditions still apply.
{elseif strictness = 2}
Not raising to the challenge, are you? You like to beg that much, or do you just have to?
{elseif strictness = 1}
Listen, it's ok, let's have fun with this, don't worry about anything.
{else}
You really should enable a game mode.
{endif}

{if humiliation = true}
Do you still want to be called a fuckface though?
{endif}