Even Delilah has her limits

This went on for several months, longer than the relationships with Hannah and Julie put together, and resulted in the total shredding of your v card.

One day, however, you are at a coffee shop looking at an assignment on your laptop when you see Delilah out of the corner walking up to you in nothing but her high heels and a scowl.

"Whoa..." you look her up and down, "you really are so wild!"

"Not on purpose, dingus!" she slaps you, "I keep telling you there's a time and a place for your antics, and for being naked, but a job interview isn't one of them!"

"Wait... you were naked at a job interview?" you rub your face dumbfounded.

"Yeah, because of you!" she snarls at you, "I keep telling you, again and again, not to get me naked unless I say it's okay ... first it was the morning dip at the lake, then it was the intramural Chess tournament, and now finally it was this job interview that I thought I had in the bag until all my clothes came flying off!"

"And I keep telling you again and again," you counter her, "that I had nothing to do with any of that!"

"You think I'm stupid?" Delilah replies sharply, "I just talked with Julie. She says she hasn't had any problems with her clothes at all since you two split. And guess what? Now I'm doing the same thing. Goodbye forever, have a good life!"

With that she gives you the hand and starts walking away, her fine ass jiggling with every step as you can't help but look.