Evellyn's coat

You unbuckle Evellyn's halfplate and slip off her gambeson, clothes and underwear with practiced ease. You're distracted with honking her firm bosoms for a few second before remembering what you were planning on doing, lifting the guard back on her feet. At this point you already become bored with the effort, and you simply slip Evellyn's coat over her naked body and consider it a job completed. You pocket Evellyn's underwear - might come in handy at some point, who knows? Or maybe you could sell them.

You step back, and the world begins moving again.

..dare!" Evellyn finishes exclaiming, before letting out an embarrassed, frustrated shout, flinging her arms across her exposed body at such a speed she nearly tumbles off the box she's sitting on. The guard is disoriented, suddenly finding herself standing again, and cloth covering her skin, but when she looks down to inspect she finds herself only garbed in a coat like a pervert flasher. The coat has fallen open to fully reveal all her intimate parts, and with an embarrassed squeel she quickly pulls it shut, "Where's the rest of it?"

"What do you mean the rest of it?" You reply with feigned ignorance.

"All the other clothes! I'm naked under here!"

"Pft, the purpose of clothes is to cover, and now you are. Just be happy you have a coat at all!"

Evellyn interjects, pouting "That's more than I have."

"Now bugger off unless you want me to retrieve the coat. You have 5 seconds."

You making shooing motions with your hand, and the guard pulls the coat tight, before rushing towards the exit of the alley, thoroughly spooked and weirded out, the ends of the coat flapping in the wind to offer a tantalizing view of her bare legs. It'll be interesting explaining to her colleagues what happened to her guard uniform.