Esther Anil and her Itchy Underwear

[Ellen DeGeneres, smiling]: Welcome, everyone, to The Ellen DeGeneres Show! Today, we have a truly inspiring guest with us, the talented and innovative Esther Anil!

[Applause as Esther walks in, wearing only a stylish purple lace bra and matching panties, and nothing else.]

[Ellen]: Esther, you look stunning in that purple lace ensemble!

[Esther, smiling]: Thank you, Ellen!

[Ellen DeGeneres]: So, Esther, let's dive right into it. You've launched your own underwear brand, "Slutty." Can you tell us a little more about it?

[Esther]: (Nods) Of course, Ellen. You know, underwear was always a discomfort for me. I used to go to school and other places without it because it would itch like crazy. I felt more free without it. My mother would insist I wear them, but they were always itchy!

[Ellen, with a grin]: Itchy undergarments? Not a great start to the day, I bet!

[Esther, laughing]: Exactly, Ellen! So, I decided to break free and went commando underneath 99% of the time. It was liberating, honestly!

[Ellen, chuckling]: I can only imagine! But what made you take the leap into creating your own brand?

[Esther]: Well, when I turned 20, I thought, "Why not create something better?" That's when I decided to create "Slutty" -- a brand that focuses on making underwear comfortable and beautiful.

[Ellen DeGeneres]: (Curious) "Slutty." That's an interesting name. Why did you choose it?

[Esther Anil]: (Laughs) I knew that might come up! To me, the word "slutty" means beautiful. And that's how I want every woman to feel when they wear my brand. Beautiful, confident, free and slutty.

[Ellen DeGeneres]: (Nods) That's a beautiful sentiment behind the name. So, what makes "Slutty" different from other underwear brands?

[Esther Anil]: (Excited) Well, Ellen, our fabrics are specially designed for skin care. They're incredibly comfortable, and you won't experience any itching. I even model for my brand to show how comfortable and beautiful it is.

[Ellen DeGeneres]: (Jokingly) Maybe I should give it a try!

[Esther Anil]: (Laughs) You absolutely should, Ellen!

[Ellen DeGeneres]: Man, Esther. You're truly an inspiration. And your journey from discomfort to creating "Slutty" is remarkable.

[Esther Anil]: (Smiles) Thank you, Ellen. I hope every woman can feel as "slutty" as they want to be and embrace their beauty and confidence.

[Ellen, leaning in with interest]: Definitely. (After a pause) So, Esther, you said that you stopped wearing underwear after a point. I can only imagine the relief of going without it! But did you ever have close calls when you went without underwear?

[Esther, grinning]: Oh, for sure! I remember wearing a knee-length skirt to a friend's birthday party, and I had skipped the underwear. We were playing musical chairs, and in the middle of it, my skirt completely slipped off! I immediately sat on one of the chairs not knowing what happened. It wasn't until a few seconds after I'd sat down that I realized my skirt was gone!

[Ellen, laughing uncontrollably]: Oh my God! Musical chairs turned into a full-blown fashion emergency!

[Esther, blushing but laughing too]: Oh, you have no idea, Ellen. I sat there hoping no one would notice, but all eyes were on me. I bent my head over as I was seated, trying to cover my crotch. Eventually, someone came to my rescue and stood in front of me as I put my skirt back on. I'm pretty sure the whole party saw me bottomless.

[Ellen, leaning in, intrigued]: Esther, it sounds like you've had quite the adventurous moments without underwear. Any other memorable stories?

[Esther, blushing slightly]: Well, Ellen, there was one rather embarrassing incident during my school farewell party. I decided to wear this cute little mini-dress, feeling confident without any underwear. But it was a windy day, and when I walked to the stage to receive my farewell certificate, a sudden gust of wind lifted up my dress!

[Ellen, gasping with a grin]: Oh no, that must have been quite a moment!

[Esther, chuckling]: It was, Ellen. I felt like Marilyn Monroe for a second there, and the audience went wild. Some people even took pictures, and, well, my pussy ended up being seen by everyone.

[Ellen, laughing]: I can only imagine the surprise!

[Esther, chuckling]: That very day, those pictures went viral as a school meme. I was mortified, but looking back, it's a hilarious memory. I've always been afraid that someone, somewhere, still has those photos.

[Ellen, still laughing]: That's the spirit, Esther! Any more incidents?

[Esther, grinning]: There are so many more. Like this one time during a school assembly, my panties were really itchy. So, I tried to discreetly scratch them over my school skirt. Little did I know that as I did so, my panties just ran down my legs and onto my feet. I didn't realize it until an hour later, at the end of the assembly!

[Ellen and Esther burst into laughter, the audience joining in with amusement.]

[Ellen]: Esther, you've truly mastered the art of turning awkward moments into entertaining stories.

[Esther, laughing]: Oh, Ellen, there are quite a few! I remember one time in school when I was wearing an itchy bra. I just couldn't resist scratching, and of course, it happened during a math exam! I tried to discreetly scratch under my breast, but the teacher noticed and thought I was trying to cheat.

[Ellen, chuckling]: Oh, that's a classic "itchy bra" situation! And what happened?

[Esther]: Well, Ellen, you won't believe this, but the teacher actually asked me to hand over my bra to check for any cheat sheets. At first, I was so embarrassed, right there in the exam hall with so many students watching. But rules were rules, so I untucked my shirt from my skirt, somehow unclipped my bra from underneath. Then I removed my arms from the straps, all while still wearing the shirt. Finally, I pulled the bright pink bra out through the sleeve of my shirt.

[Ellen, surprised]: That must have been quite a sight!

[Esther, grinning]: It was, Ellen, but the story doesn't end there. The teacher examined the bra carefully, searched for any cheat sheets, and even did some smelling and licking to make sure. He said, "This bra smells nice! What perfume are you wearing?" I told him I wasn't wearing any perfume and that I was sweating like crazy. He nodded, shrugged, and said, "Tastes good too." I quickly replied, "That's probably just my sweat, sir." He seemed satisfied and said my bra would be taken for malpractice checking. I was relieved, and at least my body didn't itch anymore after that!

[Ellen]: This is getting really, really interesting.

[Esther, laughing]: And you won't believe it, Ellen, after that, the teacher turned to me and said, "Esther, please collect your sweat and keep it in a jar from now on, and give it to me by the end of every day."

[Ellen, intrigued]: Wait, what? Why would he ask you to do that?

[Esther, with a smirk]: He looked at me and said, "I would like to smell it each day; it's very nice."

[Ellen, in disbelief]: That's... certainly unique. What did you say?

[Esther, grinning]: Well, I suggested to him, "Sir, if you'd like, you can directly smell the sweat from my armpits instead." And you know what, Ellen? He actually considered it and said, "I didn't think of that, but sure."

[Ellen and Esther burst into laughter, the absurdity of the situation adding to the humour.]

[Ellen]: Well, that's one way to solve the "itchy bra" problem, I suppose!

[Esther, continuing with a mischievous grin]: And I decided to go along with it. So, right there in the exam hall, I unbuttoned my shirt, lifted my left arm, and the teacher did his sniffing job while I continued writing my exam. I didn't have my bra on, of course, so my knockers were out for all to see. But everyone was busy writing, so no one really saw them, except for a few boys who kept turning back to look at them.

[Ellen, still chuckling]: Jeez, Esther, you've got quite the knack for turning unusual situations into laughs. But I have to ask, how old were you when all this happened?

[Esther, smiling]: Well, Ellen, I was 18 at the time. Back then, I did wear underwear sometimes. If I had clothing that covered most of my body, I'd put on the underwear. But, for instance, when I wore sleeveless clothing or skirts that were above knee length, I decided not to wear them. My crotch and my chest felt so much more free. It just felt like going without was more comfortable in short clothing. But I have no idea why I wore underwear that one exam day, even though my school skirt was well above knee length.

[Ellen, nodding]: Comfort is key!

[Esther, continuing]: But, Ellen, when I turned 19, I made a firm decision. I decided to never wear uncomfortable underwear ever again, no matter what I was wearing.

[Ellen, with empathy]: Well, Esther, it's important to prioritize your comfort and well-being. Everyone has their own preferences when it comes to clothing, and it's great that you found what works for you.

[Esther smiles.]

[Ellen, with a curious expression]: Anyways, what happened after the exam?

[Esther, nodding]: Ah, after that, I was summoned to the principal's office, Ellen. The principal also thoroughly examined my bra, I mean, the cups, the straps, everything. She too gave it a good sniff and licked the cups for extra precaution. She told me that she believed I wasn't cheating, but she wanted this to be an example for other students, to discourage any potential malpractice. So, with my permission, they spread the news that I did have cheat sheets in my bra!

[Ellen, surprised]: Wait, so... they spread false news?

[Esther, with a smile]: Yes, Ellen. But here's another twist -- they didn't return my bra to me. Instead, they hung it on the notice board in the school reception area. It became a reminder that cheaters would be caught. And you know what? It actually helped! My bright pink bra hanging on the wall just captured the attention of everyone who walked by. There was a description below that read something like "This bra belongs to Esther Anil, who was caught cheating by hiding cheat sheets in her cups. Anyone who does the same will join her here," or something. I'm glad that I was able to contribute to promoting something morally right in the school.

[Ellen, impressed]: Damn, that's quite a turn of events, Esther. Your school certainly took a... unique approach to teaching a lesson about honesty!

[Esther, laughing]: You won't believe it, Ellen, but after my bra ended up on the school's notice board, it became a symbol of integrity! Many people were inspired by it, and they took countless selfies with the bra, posting them on social media with hashtags like "#nomorecheating" and "#braisnotforcheats." They even took selfies with me, and for a while, I became a local celebrity, haha!

[Ellen, amused]: Haha, a celebrity with a bra as a sidekick! That's incredible, Esther! This is probably why you wore the bra that day; like as if it was fate telling you to!

[Esther, grinning]: Oh, absolutely! And for a few months after that, I walked around school with my unbuttoned uniform shirt as an overcoat, and I proudly wore my bra inside. My principal was okay with this attire as it spread awareness about malpractice. So, during the selfies, people could take pictures with me, and my bra would be visible too. Everyone loved how supportive I was of the movement. It was itchy, of course, but hey, it was all for a good cause!

[Ellen and Esther share a hearty laugh, and the audience applauds the spirit of the movement and Esther's dedication to it.]