Escaping and trying for home.

Wanda peeked back into Mr. Hart's office. He was sitting in his chair with his back to the window sipping his water and checking reports on his computer. Even though he wasn't looking Wanda made sure to stay low to the ground as she passed by the window and hurried down the stairs. She passed by one more window on her way down before making it to the bottom of the fire escape. Now all she had to do was pull down the later and climb into the alley. She held her home key in her teeth and grabbed the ladder with both hands. She pulled down waiting for the ladder to fall. But it never did.

"Come on come on." Wanda said through gritted teeth. She pulled many times, but nothing happened. Furious she began jumping up and down and cursing up a storm virtually shaking the entire fire escape to try and get the ladder down.

"Alright fine!" Wanda said as she released the ladder. She took a deep breath, spitting out the key, and pushed the hair out of her face. "Not like I'm stopping here."

Wanda leaned over the edge and surveyed the alley. Where was garbage strown across the ground and a few puddles of mysterious liquid. Stuff Wanda wanted to avoid getting on her naked body. In terms of things, she could jump down onto, she had a few options:

There was a pile of cardboard boxes stacked into a pyramid like a grocery store display. Wanda doubted they were sturdy enough to break my fall so she moved on.

There was a large wooden crate. It was big but also old and cracked. The wood was covered in splinters. Ouch. Next.

Finally, there a large metal dumpster with a plastic lid. Only half of it was closed and unfortunately it was the part furthest from Wanda.

Guess that'll have to do.

Wanda carefully climbed up onto the fire escape's railing perching on it like a gargoyle. Looking down into the dumpster she saw it was filled mainly with discarded papers, but also with some discarded lunches. Sandwiches, pastas, salads, and a few meats sat in the dumpster and based on the smell they had been there a few days.

"Alright, Maximoff," Wanda told herself. "You gotta get this right. YAHH!"

Wanda leaped from the fire escape towards the dumpster. At first, she didn't think she'd make it. She descended far closer to the opening then she wanted. However, she did manage to just barely land on the lid. The heels of her feet hanging on the edge.

"Whoa! Whoa!" Wanda hollered as she barely managed to keep her balance. Her body was leaning back about to fall. She swung her arms wildly trying to keep her balance. Eventually her hips were thrust forward followed by her torso. Wanda had maintained her balance.

"Oh, thank god." The Scarlet Witch sighed. For a second there she thought she'd end up a naked dumpster diver. She smiled and prepared to get down when a door just in front of her was thrown open. Normally Wanda would worry about being caught but that was the farthest thing from her mind as the door swung out and smashed into the side of the dumpster pushing it back less than a centimeter. That was all it took.

"Oh noooo," Wanda cried as she fell backwards her balance completely gone. She crashed down into the filth the putrid smell of the dumpster (which had only been mild from outside was now assaulting her nose. She threw her hands over her nose and mouth to try and block the rotten scent. Meanwhile, she was laying on a pile of food waste. She felt the sticky, gooey matter pressed against her bare back and ass. It was probably the grossest moment of her life.

And it only got worse when Wanda saw a CSI janitor walk over to the side of the dumpster with a large rolling trash bin. With significant effort the janitor lifted the bin into the air and leaned its side against the dumpster as he lifted the back. Wanda's eyes went wide as she realized what was about to happen.

Please be paper. Please be paper. Please be paper. Please be paper. Please be paper!

The janitor lifted the back of the brake room garbage bin into the air and expelled at least 3 weeks of food scrapes and expired leftovers from the fridge into the dumpster. He shook the bin to make sure he got it all. Then closed the lid to keep the rancid smell in. He went back inside leaving the alleyway empty.

A few minutes later the top was reopened, and Wanda crawled out looking like ****.

she had Lettuce in her brown hair, bit of bread and pasta sticking to different parts of her body, and dabs of mustard, meat sauce, even some chocolate pudding staining her skin all over. Wanda struggled not to gag as she climbed out of the dumpster and tried her best to clean herself up. She found limited success.

"I've got to get out of here." Wanda whined as she looked around. The alley, of course had two exits. To her right was a chain-link fence separating the alley from a large, wooded area. She knew nothing about that area so the naked housewife had no idea where it would take her. Wanda's Left however lead back to the main street and downtown. She knew her way around, but she would be at greater risk of getting caught.