Erin fills you in a bit more, but...

"Maggie and I would even hang out after she went off to school up here. She invited me to tour that gargoyle infested Catholic campus my junior year, and we had a blast sneaking into bars and parties all around the area… we were pretty close my first year here at University, too. Almost got Mags to transfer from that Catholic dump over here."

"So…"You don’t want to ask but your curiosity is too strong. Why on Earth does Erin have a grudge against this girl? "What happened? She steal your boy or say something bad about the sorority?"

Erin's blue eyes slam shut, the eyelids clicking like featherweight handcuffs around a prisoner doomed to die. You never do find out exactly what it is that this Sister Mary has that could threaten Erin, but Erin does give you the bare-bones version of the rest of their origin story.

"Maggie wasn’t exactly a good little Catholic school girl," Erin puts on her professional business voice again. "She needed cocks in all of her slutty holes, not just the back door.…"

A very pregnant pause, and then Erin shakes her head.

"She should’ve listened to me: pills or the local clinic. But no... ... Well, she went home for spring break, the Jesus voices or some thing must’ve gotten to her, she told her family… And…"

Well, that would explain the major lag in Sister Mary’s education. Did she have the kid? She must have, you conclude, to stay so tightly wound in the church and obviously have such a major distance from Erin and her no-good rotten lifestyle now.

You get time to puzzle this together a little bit more, but not right at the moment. Erin is agitated and collects the dossiers, putting them neatly in a take-home binder for you while she matter-of-factly rushes you out the door.

"I’ve got things to do," Erin pushes you away without needing to tell you to scram. "Anyway, she takes confession here at the college chapel twice a week, Wednesday weeknights are the late one. **** only, follow the instructions and don’t take any liberties with this one."

"I will find out if this goes wrong, and it will be very bad for you if it does."

Erin closes the door in your face and you go home to whack off to hard-core nun pornography.