Episode I: The Fucktoy Menace

It had been a year since the

arrival of Rey Slutwalker.

In that time, the Slutwalker family

have become the most sought after

Whores on Tatoonie.

Elsewhere, turmoil has engulfed the

Galactic Republic. The Taxation

of trade routes to outlying star

systems is in dispute.

Hoping to resolve the matter

with a blockade of deadly

battleships, the greedy Trade

Federation has stopped all

shipping to the small Free-Use

planet Naboo.

While the Congress of the

Republic endlessly debates

this alarming chain of events,

the Supreme Chancellor has

secretly dispatched two sexy Jedi

Knights, the guardians of

peace, justice and, in some cases,

Lust in the galaxy,

to settle the conflict…

The camera pans down across a sea of stars, to where a Republic Cruiser was on approach. Their destination, the Command Ship of the Trade Federation blockading the peaceful planet of Naboo.

On board the ship, the 'Captain' was on her knees sucking of her co-pilot as he flew them in.

"Lieutenant." The co-pilot turned to a cloaked figure standing behind their chairs. "Tell them we wish to board at once." the figure said.

The lieutenant nodded, then pressed a command and hailed the ship. The Neimodian Viceroy answered "With all due respect, the Ambassadors of the Supreme Chancellor wishes to board immediately." he said, even as he enjoyed the skill of his Captain's blowjob.

The Viceroy nodded. "Yes, of course." he said. "As you know our blockade is perfectly legal. And we would be happy to receive the Ambassadors." he told them in a rather slimy tone.

The lieutenant piloted the ship into the designated hanger and landed, amid an entire battalion of curious Battle Droids.

The two cloaked figures left their ship and walked towards a silver protocol droid. "I am TC-14 at your service." the droid introduced itself in a female voice. "This way please." the droid led them to a room.

Once in the meeting room the droid turned to the cloaked figures. "We are greatly honored by your visit, Ambassadors." the droid said in a polite tone. "Please, make yourselves comfortable. My Master will be with you shortly." and then it left, with the door closing behind it.

The figures turned and lowered their hoods as they did so to reveal...

what?

one male and one female Jedi?

Both Male?

or both Female?