Episode 4

Episode 4

You step out of your apartment, having dressed yourself in your purple spandex costume once again. You quickly scan the area and see no one is around. Good. Nobody can find out you’re Never Mind.

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DID YOU JUST CALL YOURSELF NEVER MIND!? UGH UGH UGH. Those stupid superheroines think they can just name you! And, well, they did. It’s not the worst name they could have picked. In fact, all of them called you worse names at some point… When they were doing lewd things to you… But still! Naming yourself is your job!

It’s been about a week since you suffered your defeat at the stinging hand of Queen. Since then, you’ve had time to reflect on a few things, and you’ve had to come to terms with your weakness. Getting aroused weakens your powers. And cumming is a total defeat. It isn’t fair! How are you supposed to conquer and deflower champions of justice like the immoral supervillain you are if sex is an automatic loss!? But that’s the way it is, apparently… A-Anyway, this isn’t nearly the setback that it seems. Now that you know not to get turned on by the pushy, dommy superheroes and their sexy, seductive, captivating bodies… You shake your head. Now that you know not to get distracted, you won’t. Besides, desire for sex is a primitive, base desire that you’re above. The cool, sexy villainess Never Mind would never succumb to lust so easily! ...Except your name isn’t Never Mind.

You haven’t just been focusing on your weaknesses, though. You’ve been honing your strengths, too. After trying three times, and suffering three unmentionable events, it’s clear that you won’t be able to commit a crime without a superhero interfering, so you have to be prepared for the worst. And you’re prepared. After your training, you’re much stronger than the last time you had to fight! …Probably. You honestly don’t feel like you made much progress at all, but… It’s probably lying dormant, waiting to be awakened by your fighting instinct when the time is right!

Now that you’ve taken stock of your situation, all that’s left to decide is what crime you’ll be pulling off. Which, in retrospect, maybe you should have figured out beforehand. You’ve only tried robbing banks before…