Episode 2: En Garde!

It’s your first day of classes at St. Harley’s Academy. You’ve already missed two months of readings, lectures, and homework. Oh, and you’re being stalked by some sort of sex sleuth.

“Hold on,” Jess says, setting down her fork. You and Nate walked to the mess hall for breakfast, where you found your RA picking at a salad. Upon Nate’s insistence, you told her everything.

“Dr. Theodore?” she says in a monotone voice. “Dad jokes? Tweed suits? That guy?” You nod. That’s who sent the email to Ms. Delilah’s computer, at least. You didn’t see a face in the video.

Nate snaps his fingers. “What if someone hacked Teddy’s email? The same person who sent the fucked-up ‘Welcome to St. Harley’s’ thing to our computer?” Nate rubs his eyes, confused.

“Well, I don’t know,” you say, shrugging. “I don’t know anybody here. And I really don’t know why they chose me. Whoever it is, the hacker. I mean, why am I the one getting all of these videos?”

“You’re a blank slate,” Jess says, chewing on a spinach leaf. “Or maybe it’s just a troll. Or some moral anti-sex vigilante, exposing St. Harley’s to be some sort of Sodom and Gomorrah...”