Epilogue.

As students gather what few things they had put around them and pushed their way out the classroom door, unseen by both Lily or Sally, I note was slipped into the open top of Sally book bag. It wasn’t until they were in the car before Sally noticed the piece of folded yellow notepad paper tucked into her bag. She pulled the note and opened it up, seeing it contained a hastily written message. Her eyes widened as she read what it said.

“I know what you’ve been up to. It’s not proper for pretty girls to spend the school day naked like you did. We should talk next time we are in homeroom. -James”

Sally felt as though a pit opened in her stomach. She felt a single tear from in her eye as the realization hit her. Somebody knew.

Earlier:

Fighting the alien invaders, James was an absolute unit. The rest of the squad looked to him for his bravery and leadership, after all he had singlehandedly defended the planet of Wiloc, slaughtering wave after wave of the little green bastards. He was in the middle of his big hero speech when suddenly the creature unveiled a new weapon! It was a sonic device, the shrill sounds crippling the masses - the annoying tone - the image fading - that damned pencil sharpener.

“Son of a -” James thought as he was roused from his sleep “whoever the hell is sharpening pencils right now better have a damn good excu-” his thoughts immediately ceased as he opened his eyes and saw a very cute wand very naked girl standing at the sharper. Staring for a moment and believing he must be still sleeping James reluctantly shuts his eyes afraid he may lose this moment if he were to truly awaken. Seeing nothing but black behind his eyelids he heard the slapping of bare feet followed by books falling. This isn’t a dream. He hears a voice behind him.

“I-I'm so sorry everyone, I was just trying to find my textbook, and I guess I knocked over the wrong pile by accident. I'm really clumsy sometimes, you know?"

“That’s Sally!” He thinks as he immediately connects the dots realizing she was the naked girl he saw.

Playing his cards carefully he waits for a moment before turning just in time to watch a hell of a scene play out in the back of the room.

He couldn’t wait to get his share of the fun next time.