Epilogue...Never a dull moment.

You learned early on that Gail isn't swayed by such trivial things like endless affection, undying devotion, or abject obedience. There is one and only one piece of currency she accept in exchange for her attention...entertainment. You can't really blame her. If you were an unkillable monster alive for eons, you'd probably get bored pretty easily too.

At first, all you had to do to keep Gail close was to love her. Not that you had a choice. Even if she didn't own your very heart as a part of her countless collection, you'd still be hopelessly, helplessly addicted to the taste of her beautiful body, the smell of her sex drooling just for you, the sound of her 'tee hee's as she plays with her prey, the feel of her slightest touch sending you shivering, and the sight of her incredibly rare, almost indescribably, heart breakingly beautiful genuine smile. You wonder how many of her playthings ever got a chance to see it before she got bored of them and tossed them aside?

Still, that honeymoon period was the time you think back most fondly on. Back then, Gail was the perfect picture of a loving girlfriend. She spent every waking moment telling you how perfect you were and fell asleep in your arms every night. She helped you grow as a vvitch by rewarding you with a long, loving kiss that always led to a longer lustier grind and gush, until you got so adept that you ended up mastering spells that were once thought impossible to perform. You even found a way to break the spell binding Gail to the halls of quad three, which of course led to your expulsion, but there was nothing left for you to learn there anyway.

Your real trouble began after that. One day, after say a quarter century or so...it's hard to keep track of time when you're head over heels in love with an ageless unchanging monster, Gail just grew cold towards you. You begged and pleaded for her to tell you what you could do to make her happy and she said plainly and without the usual sugar coating, "You bore me." You grew even more ****, knowing all to well that once the Candy Girl quits someone, she quits them for eternity. After all, one of your number one jobs was to act as bodyguard for the army of heart rended horrors always trying to **** Gail to love them again.

When you asked what you could do to entertain her, Gail got a ghoulish gleam in her eye and giggled, "Hee hee! Think of the worst thing you could do! And then do something worse than that! Like, I don't know. If I hafta tell you how to entertain me, it takes half the fun out of it." You understood, of course. It's like someone describing the plot of a movie right before you watch it. Gail had already given you so much, literally giving you her flesh and blood anytime you wanted a treat, made you stronger than you ever imagined, and gave you a love that while far from unconditional, was worth any price.

Your first present to her was your comely cat girl roomie, Becca. It wasn't easy getting Becca to trust you after ghosting her for a ghastly giggle box, but you had your bone chilling terror of losing your lover to motivate you and all the tricks of the tongue you picked up from years with Gail as your tutor. In the end, you won her heart with love. Not real love of course, your heart belongs to your sweetie pie and her alone, but by pretending it was Gail you were petting until she purred, making believe it was the Candy Girl whose tongue was tied around yours, and acting like Becca was the one you really wanted to spray your face and give you a tongue bath afterwards, you were able to capture her and collar her and offer her as a gift to Gail.

You were too successful for your own good. Gail was so excited by seeing you betray a former lover that she asked you to do it again. That proved even more challenging as you weren't exactly a hit with the ladies before you realized you were one. 'Fortunately' for you, the sadistic sweetie thought it was even more amusing that you had to seduce the girls you longed for only to have to hand them over to her the moment they offer their hearts to you. Not to mention, the more you grow her harem, the more competition you have to keep Gail's attention, which is the closest thing you get to affection from her.

It doesn't help that all your conquests delight in dominating and degrading you for Gail's amusement. It definitely doesn't help that she never seems to tire of their attempt to do the worse than the worst thing they can think of to you, or that they always seem to find a way to make you cum so hard you cry. But every mushroom cloud has a silver lining, and yours is that Gail always tires of your 'abusers' before she tires of watching you suffer. In fact, she once opened up and shared that your tears taste better than candy to her.

Even this grew tiring after a century or so. You could tell she was getting desensitized to your suffering, and you had run out of victims to victimize you. You needed a new hook. Something to make Gail smile sweetly at you again. That's when you decided to do the one thing none of her former heart thralls had offered her. You were going to give her the world!

More specifically, you gave her Hell. It was surprisingly easy to do. All you had to do was promise her army of adoring slaves a single kiss from the Candy Girl if they would take up arms against the Lords and Ladies of Hell. The powers that be had grown bored themselves, and complacent. They never expected so many races, genders, and factions to find common cause, but they didn't understand love the way you do. When you handed Gail the keys to the kingdom, she kissed you so hard that it was like the first million times, and as you continue to find ways of turning Hell into her playground paradise, she keeps kissing you just as sweetly.

You think it was on your 324th anniversary, but it might have been the 423rd, when Gail finally told you the three words you'd been waiting to hear for so long. "You entertain me." It was the closest thing to an undying declaration of love from her as you were going to get, but you aren't about rest on your laurels. You can tell even control of the armies of Hell is starting to lose it's luster for your lady love. You have an idea to make the next few centuries just as memorable. With Hell behind her and you out in front, conquering Earth will be even easier than claiming the underworld. Sure, it will certainly lead to war with Heaven, but they are next on your list anyway.

Whether you die in her arms in the attempt or enslave the cosmos to offer her a pretty planet as a bauble, you will live and die happy knowing you have made Gail's life entertaining for every magikal minute you've been in it. Come Heaven or high water, you plan to entertain your Candy Girl now, and...