What's next?

Epilogue- the next day

Willow tried not to blush too much as she arrived at school the next day. By the door there was a stand of school newspapers, noticeably thicker than usual and promising a 'full-colour photo pull-out that leaves nothing to the imagination'. Instead of being free as it usually was, this edition of the paper was selling for five dollars a copy, but this did not seem to diminish its popularity.

"I take one day sick to get out of a French test," Xander was saying to Buffy by the lockers, "and that's what I miss? Life isn't fair."

"Is everything back to normal?" Willow asked Buffy.

"Everyone's kept their clothes on so far," Buffy replied, "looks like it worked."

"Oh, good." Willow sighed, "I cannot go through another day like that again."

At that moment, one of her earrings dropped from her ear and hit the floor, bouncing to stop between her shoes.

"Whoops." Willow bent over to retrieve it.

RRRRIIPP!!

"Oh, no." Willow reached for the seat of her jeans, finding where they had split open, wide and long to reveal her pink Hello Kitty underwear. She jolted upright again, looking around nervously for a spooky girl in outdated clothing. "I didn't think I would ever say this, but I really hope that happened because my butt is too fat."