Entry #8

Dear diary,

It’s your girl. I can’t believe I have to do this. I came here to party and be dumb and now I have to do an inspirational speech like from a movie or some shit, but I have ****. This girl, Roonie, is just like Riley. They’re like twins. Someone has to help her out. She thinks having a cock is a bad thing. It’s like… well, Sweetie, I got a lot of chicks that are going to disagree with you on that. And it’s like, dude… all these girls are stuck here. It’s part of FUTA. You can’t really leave, so like… cocks are a seriously important commodity.

I mean I’m not a nerd or anything, but I graduated high school. I understand supply and demand. Let me tell you, I know about the demand. I got some demand right now since dumbass Tia wasn’t at the sauna tonight and Rita’s no fun. And this chick thinks people finding out about her cock is a bad thing. What a dumbass.