Entry #4

Dear Diary,

It’s ME WTF bro. The AC broke. Getting hot in here. Roommate literally getting herself off as I write this. It’s quiet in here. It’s awkward. I can HEAR you. She knows I can hear it! (Illegible scribbles) She must have had a rough day. And she’s going commando, so she better wash that thing. WTF. THIS IS MY FIRST NIGHT HERE. I CAN’T TELL MY GRANDKIDS ABOUT THIS SHIT.

Can’t tell Riley, either. FML.