Entry #11

Dear diary,

It’s your girl. I had to give a little emergency relief to Roonie. I don’t know if she’s weird or cute, but I’m getting pretty confident in my hands on technique. And Tiffany doesn’t have a penis, but it’s even kind of fun being in a shower with her. I’m going to laugh if this place turns me gay. Anyway I’ve just been the selfless helper, giving merciful relief to Tia and Roonie. Helping out Rita with work, too. What about me, though? People will let you down, but your personal massager will never fail you as long as you have batteries. I never thought it would feel this normal to lie in the dark and use a vibe while listening to a girl I barely know do the same thing, but what can I say? It works.

It wasn’t for nothing. This place is fun.