Enter a Machine

You've already been sucked through your computer monitor today, so what harm could another machine do? Before you can change your mind, you step into the nearest booth.

Unlike a photo booth, there's nowhere to sit. The low hum starts and the walls light up blue as the shimmering **** field begins existence behind you. There's a monitor embedded in the wall in front of you, and the words "PLEASE REMOVE ALL GARMENTS" appear just as a female voice says that same phrase.

You probably should have guessed. You have to bend down to untie your shoes and take off your socks, and then you remove your T-shirt, jeans, and briefs. You hope that supposed **** field actually does its job. Not seeing any hooks or hangers, you just leave your clothes in a pile near your feet.

"Scanning body. Please stand as still as possible," says the female voice. The booth is small enough that it would be hard to do anything else, but you humor the voice and stand at attention. A red laser emerges from the wall on your left and passes over your body from top to bottom, then bottom to top.

"Thank you," says the voice. An approximation of your body appears on the screen, and as a line makes several passes across it, it becomes better-looking until it's photo-realistic. Meanwhile, the voice says, "Detected species name, human. Dimension of origin, D786-QJ54-C137A. Planet of origin, Earth. Welcome to Insta-Improvement. Would you like general improvement or custom settings?"

You're not sure. "Uh..."

The voice appears to have recognized that you're not certain, so it explains. "General improvement involves no major changes to your form, and may range from simple body toning" -- the image of you on the screen loses a few pounds and somehow looks more clear-eyed -- "to the simulated results of a lifetime of exercise and healthfulness combined with other improvements possible within the existing parameters of your DNA." The image morphs drastically, as you grow a few inches taller and your muscles bulge until you're a tanned bodybuilder with a darkly handsome version of your own face, and a noticeably bigger cock.

"With custom settings," the voice continues, "you may select nearly any improvements that you can imagine. Guided assistance is available in bringing your dreams into reality." You thought the previous morph was drastic, but now you watch as you change race, then grow fur and become some kind of fox-man, then grow spikes and wings and become some kind of flying porcupine, then shrink but look nearly human again as as a male pixie or something, then grow six breasts and fur again as what could only be described as a catgirl fairy, and then lose the fur, lose four of the breasts, grow, and stand there in the form of a stunningly beautiful human female.

"Please make a selection to begin. General improvement or custom settings."