Ending up on the news

John didn't believe it, a magic book? As if. But he couldn't quite ignore the feeling of power that was emitted from the book. On a whim he wrote down-

*I "John Doe" have a 1 inch hard micropenis and it's less than a third of that size when flaccid.

*I "John Doe" have a completely smooth and hairless crotch.

* I "John Doe" have an extremely sensitive crotch, it takes very little to cum.

Laughing to himself at just writing down his fantasy he goes to scratch his junk only to feel a jolt of pleasure. Slowly rubbing along the tip of his shaft he can't help but let out a low moan as he rapidly reaches climax. Panting, he cups his balls and pulls out his penis only to be met by the head of his cock barely peaking out. The book was true, unlimited power at John's fingertips meaning he could do quite literally anything. What does John do with this power? Finally try out some harm free humiliation of course. John has always fantasized about having his non-existent micropenis shown off to a lot of people and now that he both had a micropenis and was functionally free of consequences he decided to finally live out his fantasies.

*I, "John Doe" will somehow have my micropenis shown off on the news within the next 30 minutes*

Closing the book John tucked it into a drawer and sat down on his bed, either way he'd be shown off on the news, no reason to go seeking it out.