Ending: Science Paves The Way / ADE's New Brand Adjustor Now President, Former Head of R&D now VP.

Kylie And The Board

Unfortunately, Kylie could never be your wife. She was however a good office pet. A ditzy cow with no intellect to speak of. You fucked her on your desk any time you wished, otherwise she was perfect for guests coming over who needed some stress relief. The Board members all worked for the company as part of the company's new human livestock division, they were good at keeping the real employees happy around here, usually via blowjobs or free-use fucking.

(The Human Livestock Division)

Kylie was very plump these days, her diet consisting of nothing but copious loads of semen, and with how busy she was these days in her new role, there was really never enough time to digest her meal between each new bull. She didn't seem to complain, but would just moo all day. At least she was getting everything she could ever need out of life as a cow, and so were you.

(Kylie)

YOU

In your executive office, you re-read a year-old news article and it's headline: "Science Paves The Way / ADE's New Brand Adjustor Now President, Former Head of R&D now VP." You kick your feet up on your mahogany desk and take a sip of coffee. Today is the anniversary of the day you became President of the ADE. You hear a knock at your door. "Come in." You say, and a familiar scientist comes through the door wearing a lab coat and holding a clipboard, it is Anna, of course, your new head of R&D. Dr. Verlax gave her the position after you made him VP, he's off about somewhere in Washington D.C. trying to get every corruptible senator's signature to pass a bill making one of the company's new patented (and FDA approved) products a household standard item, specifically a new fertility agent. Dr. Verlax apparently has been trying to sell it off as a product that couples can take to solve both the population decline crisis, and the food shortage crisis. The presentation, as you've been told was very clever.

"Yes?" you ask.

Anna smiles. "Emery just sent me a memo. We got the senate to pass the bill off to the president!" She says proudly.

You Smile. "Wonderful, what are the odds of him not vetoing? I want to start shipping these new "fertility agents" into the market as soon as possible. Our share price has been going up lately, but I want us to be worth a hell of a lot more than we are now."

She smiles back at you. "Well, there's one thing I know for sure... He doesn't have much choice, we have full support of the people, the representatives, the senate, and..." She winks, "The scientific community."

(Anna Dewitt, Status: Celebrating)

You immediately recount that Dr. Verlax had received global praise and won a Nobel immediately after he received FDA approval for Hucow Mod 1128-B, which has now since become a company additive part of the manufacturing process of popular products, and as a base product itself. The company has continued to see incredible growth in profits, and continues to see increases in the popularity of human livestock...because why wouldn't someone want a hucow housewife to satisfy their sexual urges? The company has also had many legal scandals, many cases were dropped however, it seemed like the state lost interest after their prosecutors and investigators began disappearing. Truth is, they made great "cows" that the company would "lease" to 3rd parties.

The ADE brand has changed to include slogans like: "A company that cares about science first, profit second" and "Human livestock products are more advanced than ever!" The public will never know what you did to the Board, but the public opinion polls show they trust and love their company. The share price was recently at $46.70 per share from the $4.24 it was when you joined the company, with a market cap in the billions of dollars, with dividend yields that challenged even the best savings rates. The company's quarterly review to the public was going to start this afternoon, Per suggestion, Anna said that Monica, the secretary hired last year around the same time as you were would make a great spokesperson for such events, you trust her judgement.

(Monica Hanlon, New Spokesperson for ADE)

You are satisfied with your job as President and have no complaints about your position. You have full control over the company, well, as long as you listen to the good doctor and your R&D team. Your position is precarious when you consider they might make you a cow too if you ever stop going their way. That would be bad, you like being in control of this company. But how long will it last? You look out your office window at the sunset, and take another sip of your coffee.

Anna Just Continues Smiling At You...