Enchante, mademoiselle!

You may have come here looking for something else, but this was too good of an opportunity to pass up! As you sign your name, you can’t help but smile, handing the slip over when you’re done.

“Enchante, mademoiselle!” the attendant continues to meet your smile with one of their own. “Just let me get everything sorted aaaaand... done! Now if you’ll come with me...”

As you follow along, a thought comes to your mind as you consider what exactly it is you’ve gotten yourself into. So you ask:

“So, uh, how do things work around on the boat? Like, is everyone available or...?” You trail off, unsure how to finish.

“Ha, eager, aren’t we?” the attendant teases with a slight smirk. “But don’t worry - you’re certainly not the first to ask, and you won’t be the last~ Now, of course, you must remain respectful of everyone’s sexualities and kinks, but to put it simply, everybody on board knows why we’ve all gathered here...” the attendant finishes, his smirk turning into a full-on grin.

Your main concern put to rest, the rest of your short journey continues with idle chit-chat, until you reach the boat, earning a gasp as you gaze upon its size and splendour, and are guided to boarding.

“Welcome aboard, ma'am!” the attendant gestures you onward with a smile and a wink, as you begin your time on Kip’s Love Boat...