Embarrassed

Max walked beside Mike with a grin from ear to ear, enjoying every second of his humiliation.

“God, Mike… Is it always this tiny, or just when you’re scared?” she asked with fake innocence.

Mike lowered his gaze, hugging himself, feeling the burning shame on his face.

“Shut up, Max…”

“I can’t, this is too good. I mean, I’ve heard the term ‘micropenis,’ but seeing it in person is… wow. It’s like seeing a unicorn, but depressing.”

Mike clenched his teeth and quickened his pace, but Max followed without mercy.

“This is seriously fascinating.” She gave him a teasing glance. “Tell me the truth, has anyone ever seen it and not laughed?”

Mike felt his face burn even hotter, but the worst part was the shiver that ran down his spine when Max looked at him with that mix of amusement and mischief. To his horror, he felt something stir down below.

“Shit!” he thought, desperately trying to control himself.

Max noticed the slight movement and widened her eyes in fake shock.

“What was that? Wait… are you getting turned on?” she asked, covering her mouth in mock surprise.

“No!” Mike shouted, red as a tomato.

Max burst into laughter.

“Oh my God! Mike, this is beyond embarrassing. Does it turn you on when I make fun of your micropenis? That’s the saddest thing I’ve ever seen!”

Mike wished the ground would swallow him whole.

“Just… give me the damn clothes…”

“Yeah, yeah, sure… But tell me, if I touch it, does it disappear completely or what?”

Mike groaned in frustration, burying his face in his hands.

“MAX!”

Max just laughed harder.

“Alright, alright, I’ll stop… But seriously, Mike, you should charge for this. Pure entertainment.”

Mike closed his eyes, knowing this humiliation would haunt him forever.