EightBadgeTeal

Teal isn't back yet, so you check her profile from your Pokecenter room. EightBadgeTeal, it says. Presumably she changed it recently? You wonder if she used to be called SevenBadgeTeal?

The top picture is of you, sandwiched naked between two black-shirted guards, caught mid-climax. Damn, you're hot! The photo is tagged with Teal's name as well as "RocketFred" and "RocketCody". You make a note of their names for later.

The picture below that is of Teal, with brown hair, posing with Giovanni, the eighth gym leader. They're both fully clothed, and he's handing her a badge. His smile looks pasted-on.

The one below that is Teal, pinned naked against the wall and fucked by RocketCody. She's clearly aroused, but she mostly looks angry. You wonder if Cody is into angry sex.

Below that, Teal is getting railed from behind by that third guard. He's tagged RocketBill. There's a crowd watching. You're starting to understand why everyone assumed you were her; Teal doing forfeits in front of that gym must have been a common sight recently.

Scrolling down, it seems to mostly be a mix of Teal beating gym leaders, and other trainers beating her. There's a few pictures where she looks happy to lose, but the rest seem to be trying to communicate that she's only having this orgasm grudgingly and she resents the whole thing.

Seems like the wrong mindset, but if she's quitting the circuit anyway, you suppose it's unlikely to matter after that.

There's a knock. It's Teal. She looks thrilled. "It worked!" she says. "Thank you thank you thank you! They didn't even challenge on my way out!"

She pulls you into a hug. "You did great!" she says.

"Hah, thanks!" you answer. "They were actually really good! Though they did run out of steam eventually..."

"I got you a reward!" she says. "Here, take this!" She presses a bluish speckled egg into your hand. "It's a Dratini egg!"

"Oh!" you say. From context, you'll assume this is good? "A Dratini egg! That's amazing! Thank you so much!" When she's gone, you can check online and figure out what a "Dratini" is.

"I'm going to leave soon," she continues. "I think Giovanni is mad at me, and it wouldn't be healthy for me to sleep here tonight."

Yikes! "Oh wow, that's awful," you say. "For a gym leader, he sounds pretty bad. Is he related to these Rocket people?"

Teal makes a **** sound for a moment. "Yeah, you could say that," she says. "I forgot what it's like to be a new trainer. Team Rocket are criminals, and Giovanni is their leader."

Wait. So all those cocks you took this morning were... criminal cocks? You probably should be frightened, but honestly that makes it so much cooler.

"I've got to go!" Teal says. "Come find me near Celadon! Don't forget!" You nod. She plants a single mostly-chaste kiss on your lips, and she's gone.

You stay in your room for a bit longer, after that. There's a lot to think about.

"Dratini" turns out to be some sort of snake pokemon, except apparently it turns into a dragon if you take care of it enough. Useful!

You decide not to message RocketCody for a second challenge.

You do check your other messages.

EightBadgeTeal: looks like I've got a picture of you on my profile now
MidnightSnuggler: yeah I saw. think we should get the tag fixed?
EightBadgeTeal: I kind of like it actually
EightBadgeTeal: you have great tits, people will think they're mine
EightBadgeTeal: let's keep it?
MidnightSnuggler: haha sure

You breathe a quiet sigh of relief. You really didn't need your parents seeing that on your profile.

Speaking of parents, your mom has messaged you:

SweetSamantha: Looks like you've met someone already!
SweetSamantha: congratulations, he looks nice
SweetSamantha: is he nice?

What's this? Oh, she's seen your picture with Dale.

Honestly you'd feel more comfortable with the whole profile thing if there were a way to keep your mom from looking at it.

MidnightSnuggler: he's not a boyfriend, mom, we just had sex
MidnightSnuggler: it was a forfeit
MidnightSnuggler: and yes he's super nice

The "it was a forfeit" excuse is great. Nobody can call you slutty -- you're just really bad at pokemon challenges!

Yeah! Those darn men, with their hungry, hungry cocks. It's all their fault you got so much sex!

SweetSamantha: Your dad says have you got a pikachu yet
SweetSamantha: he says you need to level it before facing Misty
MidnightSnuggler: yes mom, tell him I'm working on it. also got a dratini egg

Your dad starts sending you messages about fifteen seconds after you mention your new pokemon.

DragoNate: You have a Dratini??? that's amazing what are its IVs

If you'd had any doubts about whether Dratini was a good pokemon, his reaction resolves them. He usually doesn't do phone stuff at all, but now he's sending message after message with Dratini-related questions and advice.

MidnightSnuggler: Dad I love you but you have to let me do the pokemon thing myself
MidnightSnuggler: *platonically I mean
DragoNate: Sorry. You're right, of course. I wish you could tell me where you found it though.
DragoNate: Just know that you're doing great, and I'm going to brag about you to all my coworkers.
DragoNate: glad to hear. love you *platonically too

You feel a little bit weird having to clarify that you love your dad "platonically" but you suppose it's better than the ambiguity.

BlueSupreme: look what I got
BlueSupreme: turtle slut

There's a photo of Blue, somewhere very dark, posing with a Pikachu. He's scratched and messy, with some sort of sap or ichor on his shirt, but he mostly looks smug.

MidnightSnuggler: very nice. good job

There's no point in telling him that you've already got a Pikachu.

That reminds you: you really should head out and level your pokemon.

No. Actually, you should shower first.