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(Dungeon)

(the mistress quarters)

As it turns out, not well…

As Agent Honeydue sat bawling her eyes out in her new room gifted to her by You.

Honeydew’s room is a mixture of classic retro 1960s futuristic curvy white, mixed with a mixture of modern art mixed in to give it a classic futuristic spy feel. The walls were mainly white and the floor was a calm red carpet in certain places and had dark hardwood and others. Throughout the room, it was decorated with copies of famous modern art and stained glass images.

In the middle of this entire room sat the crying agent honeydew. She did not want to believe you, she had every reason not to believe you. You admitted you were a villain and that you were an enemy of her lover. Yet the images that you showed her looks so real! She now sat in a conundrum as she wanted to call you a liar, but on the other hand, she could feel that you were telling the truth.

As a senior secret agent honeydew has had many experiences in dealing with liars and actors. So, when you told her that what you showed her was real and true. She could feel that you were telling the truth. However, her loyalty and her suspicion of you brought doubt to her mind of whether or not you were telling the truth.

“He has to be lying! This can’t be true!” Honeydew thought angrily to herself as she pulled herself together and began to calm her mind in order to contact her lover. The primate superhero: Monkey!

Normally this would not work. For the simple fact that the dungeon heart helps insulate the dungeon against all forms of possible contact with the outside world as to create a security blanket in order to hide the dungeon better.

However, you knew that eventually honeydew would contact Monkey and lowered the dungeon heart psychic defenses to allow honeydew to contact her lover and to discover the truth.

“Monkey. Monkey can you hear me?” Agent honeydew reached out mentally. Slowly but surely agent honeydew began to reach out and contact the primate hero.

(Dexter’s lab)

back within the recesses of Dexter’s hidden lab, we turn our attention to a large cage that held within it a Monkey who was currently worrying about his master’s current state. As he watched Dexter pace back and forth.

“Bah! Mandark may have repelled my attempt at searching his hovel of a lab to find mother and Deedee! He may have denied that he has kidnapped my family, but I know better!” The boy genius is arrogantly as he paces back and forth, pondering his next move against Mandark.

“Monkey. Monkey can you hear me?” Agent honeydew’s voice cuts in shaking monkey from his concern over his master.

“ooh ooah!” Monkey chirps out quietly as not to bring his master’s attention.

“Monkey, I've been taken by a villain. I do not know his name, but he has shown me… Things… I need to know Monkey… Did you have… ‘Relations’ with another?” Honeydew questioned, her voice had a slight undertone of suspicion.

“ooooh…” Monkey ook’d out with a degree of nervousness. Honeydew easily caught on to it, as her voice began to grow with anger.

“Monkey. Did you cheat on me…?” Honeydew asks tensely with anger.

Monkey doesn’t respond, the honeydew that is all the answer she needs as she could no longer focus with her anger and sadness being blinding as she cuts off her connection to the primate hero.

“Ook.” Monkey says with sadness as he looks down as he realizes that he has been caught red-handed in an affair.

Right now, the poor little chimp feels like it couldn’t get any worse.

Weeeellllllll…

*Boom*

“DEXTER! Return my mother to me right now!” Mandark yells from his hovering battleship with an army of robotic minions at his side.

It can always get worse little monkey... It can always get worse…

(Dungeon)

(the mistress quarters)

speaking of things being worse…

*Sob*

Agent honeydew is not doing so well. As she had broken down after cutting her mental connection with monkey.

Poor, poor girl…

Honeydew sat on her rooms couch crying her eyes out as she felt devastated. She cared so deeply about that monkey, her heart felt shattered into a million little pieces…

She couldn't stay here in this room. She needed space, she needed air! Honeydew picked herself up from her couch and ran outside into the main area of the mistress quarters.

Honeydew didn’t know where she was going nor did she care she just kept running and running and running.

Eventually, she ran out of breath and had to stop, here she collapsed down on her knees.

As she sat there on the ground crying, she began to hear voices not too far away.

“Admit it!”

“I/ We don’t want ta fuck em!”

“Liar’s~!”

Honeydew sat there for a second, she heard the conversation from nearby…

However, she slowly picked herself up and begin walking towards the voices…

(Dungeon)

(the mistress quarters: the unfinished bar)

Those voices, of course, being Dexter’s mom, Oceanbird, and of course Blackfire. All of whom were equally drunk and were currently arguing about whether or not the two mothers wanted to jump in bed with you.

“Liars~, liars~, liars~” Blackfire sang out in a singsong voice mocking the two mothers. Both of whom were red in the face with embarrassment.

“Again! We keep telling you we don’t want to sleep with him!” Dexter’s mom fired back at the henchman.

“And I keep saying that your lying to yourself~” Blackfire teased back as she hovered in mid-air smiling like a cat.

“We’re not in denial we- Oh, hello.” Oceanbird stopped her denials as she turned to the newcomer. That, of course, being the teary-eyed agent honeydew. Was mascara was running down the sides of her face and was still slightly sobbing.

“Who’s this little Rutha?” Blackfire slurs out.

“Blackfire, be nice! Hello dear, what’s wrong?” Dexter’s mom asked in concern as she guided honeydew over to the bar and gave her a seat.

Honeydew said nothing at first and simply sat there sniffling. Dexter’s mom was the first to introduce herself.

“Dear… Can you at least tell us your name? I can tell you my name, it's Keira Rand.” The now named Keira introduced herself as she tried to coax something out of them heartbroken agent. Honeydew and say anything at first, but slowly and quietly spoke up.

“Honeydew, Angela honeydew.” Agent honeydew introduced herself through her quiet sobs.

“Hello Angela, I’m Oceanbird and the moody one over there is Blackfire.” Oceanbird introduced herself and Blackfire who simply chugged more booze down.

“Hello.” Honeydew said quietly.

“Dear, what's wrong? Why are you crying? Did something happen?” Keira asked in concern at the crying agent. Honeydew didn’t say anything and instead continued to cry. Oceanbird being the more perceptive of the three had seen something like this before in her younger days and made her guess known.

“I know that look and I know those tears… Did someone break your heart gal?” Oceanbird asked and in response, honeydew could only cry harder as she choked out a few words.

“I loved him! I thought he loved me, but I was wrong and he, he, he…” Honeydew trailed off before she burst back into tears. Oceanbird but a hand on honeydew’s back to comfort her. As she knew what honeydew was implying, her boyfriend cheated on her and she just found out.

“Shush now… let it out. Tell me your grief child.”

So, agent honeydew did. She, of course, did not let them know the fact that her boyfriend was a monkey and that he cheated on her with a duck of all things. Aside from that, she told her the whole story of her loss. To this, the girls had differing reactions.

Keira had joined Oceanbird in comforting honeydew as she gave the agent a hug and tried to help her calm down. Back in college, she had seen many different girls have their hearts broken by playboys. She could understand the pain in which honeydew suffered.

Oceanbird tried to help honeydew with combing breathing exercises as a way to rein in her motions.

Blackfire on the other hand…

“You should get laid.” Blackfire slurred out.

“Blackfire! She’s going through a bad breakup! She doesn’t need to go out and sleep with another man!” Keira berated Blackfire for nonchalance attitude.

“Oh please… Honeydew right? Look if that little bastard cheated on you then you should go out and fuck another guy to get back at him!” Blackfire slurred out slightly to the dismay of the two mothers. However, honeydew stopped crying…

“Blackfire, seeking **** will not bring her peace. She needs time and healing for her heart to mend itself!” Oceanbird countered Blackfire, as she advocated for patience and healing. Honeydew’s hands begin to clench slightly at this.

“Hey, I'm just telling her she shouldn’t be weak because some idiot cheated on her. Just, like I’m saying that you two should be honest with yourselves about wanting to fuck my boss.” Blackfire shrugged before taking another drink. Honeydews hands were now closed into tight fists now…

“You're on with that again! Blackfire we don’t want to sleep with your boss and she shouldn’t-“ Kiera was cut off in mid denial as honeydew rose from her seat and began to angerly walk out of the bar area.

“Wait! Where are-“-Going? To get ****!” Honeydew finished for Dexter’s mom as she turned to Blackfire for a second.

“Thank you. I know what I need to do now.” Honeydew said politely before leaving to which Blackfire simply gave a thumbs up to the anger of the two mothers. Soon after the three began to argue amongst themselves…

Well as those three argue whether or not what Blackfire did was for the best. Let’s turn our attention, shall we?

(Dungeon)

(the throne room)

“-Basically that’s the whole deal. So, what do you say Katka?”

“Da, I accept your offer of employment.” The Russian redhead agreed to my terms of employment as the planetary governor.

During the time that we were away seeing how honeydew was doing. You were explaining to Katka the basic rules, requirements, and responsibilities that she would be tasked with as the governor of the planet.

Essentially, the world would stay the same for the most part. All countries would remain the same way as they were before your conquest. However, they would be considered territories of your greater empire. So, in a sense, they would still retain a form of autonomy, while still being considered members of your empire at large.

The goal overall was to ensure that nothing really changed before or after your conquest. The reason for this is very simple, Humans by nature do not like change. So, it would be best to change the world as little as possible, all the while showing them the benefits of being apart of your empire.

Following this, you created four simple baseline rules all worlds must follow.

One: Pay your taxes:

a necessary requirement in order to fund your ever-growing empire. The tax rate will be dependent upon each worlds GDP and economy. Even then the tax rate will be rather low as to ensure as few protests against it as possible.

Two: Don’t rebel:

par for the course, but necessary. Your no fool, you understand that some worlds will rebel. In response to this, you will have to create a riot **** of orc’s to enforce the law when necessary. These orcs will follow the commands of the planetary governor, with a few exceptions though. For example, a planetary governor cannot simply order the orcs to simply slaughter a population because the locals did something to anger the planetary governor. The orcs will naturally refuse and report back to you of the planetary governor’s order and you will take the necessary steps in dealing with the planetary governor or dealing with the locals.

Three: Do not invade each other:

as territories, each nation underneath your empire’s rule will be partially autonomous. However, there are still some nations that will have bad blood with each other and will try to settle these differences through conflict. If this happens you will step in and demolish each country’s leaders and remove them from power, violently if need be.

Four: Each world will have a measure of peace to it:

while you may be the bad guy, you are not a “bad” guy. When you step into a world you immediately charge the planetary governor in both cleaning up the world and ensuring that there is no conflict throughout the world. Meaning if there’s a Civil War they will step in and put their foot down to stop it and bring peace back to that region.

With all this basically listed out in the contract that you’ve handed Katka you focus on the dungeon heart for a second. Slowly, a tiny bright light raises out of the water.

As the light dissipates it reveals a single signet ring. This ring connects the planetary governor to both the tower heart and to you. It has a host of simple functions, but what is most useful is that it allows the planetary governor to project an astral image of themselves here in the dungeon and back out in their world. So, if necessary you can gather all of your governors for any event, no matter where they are.

Summoning the ring into your hand you hand the ring over to Katka. Who takes it gingerly and inspects it slowly.

“It looks rather simple. I thought it would be more elegant…” Katka comments at the sight of the simple ring. Currently, there is no signet on the ring and it is a standard gold color.

“This is just as base form once you put it on it will adapt and change to better suit your new status as a planetary governor.” You inform the Russian redhead.

Katka looks at you for a second before looking back at the ring. Slowly she puts on the ring and the ring is consumed in bright light.

Once a light dissipates it reveals the newly formed ring. The goal this switch to a white-silver color and the rings face changed from its original circulars shape into a more rectangular shape and in the center of it lies a sapphire that has etched within a chemistry beaker with bubbling chemicals contained within.

“Hmm… Not bad.” Your newly christened planetary governor comments approvingly at the sight of the changed ring.

“Yes, seems to fit with the history of your world from the looks of it. Now, while I haven’t conquered the world you can rest up with the others. It has gotten rather late. if you have any questions, or would like to go over the contract with me just signal me with the ring.” You inform Katka, who simply nods before walking off to the mistress quarters. Along the way passing a rather determine looking agent honeydew.

Agent honeydew immediately walks towards you and makes her attempt a rather well known…

(A few minutes later)

“what.” You say with a deadpan stare.

“I need you to fuck me.” Honeydew says without an ounce of shame.

“I get that, I want to know why?” You ask.

“That little Bastard cheated on me with a duck, a duck of all things! You cannot even begin to imagine how worthless he made me feel!” Honeydew explained bitterly she spat out the words as they were poison.

“So, you want a **** lay and you chose me to do it.” You say plainly to which honeydew nods at.

“Correct.”

“Why Me?” You know you're pushing it here by asking why should you engage in sex. Because it’s sex you don’t ask questions you just do it, but this is more of a power move really. You want honeydew to admit the reason why she wants to have sex with you.

“Because… Because…” Honeydew peters out a little bit as her face begins to glow red with embarrassment.

“My magic isn’t?” At this honeydew nods a little.

“Yes, your magic can ‘enhance’ you. Correct?” Honeydew puts the words enhanced in air quotes.

“If you’re asking if I can control the size of my mini-me and the answer is yes.” You confirm with honeydew who regains a look of confidence on her face.

“Then I want you to destroy me. I want you to make it so that little chimp will never look at me the same way ever again. I want you to fuck me stupid!” Agent honeydew says angrily. At this, you smirk a little before you grab the agent surprising her and throw her over your shoulder.

“Your wish is my command. Just remember you asked for this~!” You tell the agent who quickly gains a look of second thought.

“Now wait a minute-!” She doesn’t have much time to put up in protest as you begin to walk down the hall to your quarters.

A naughty little thought comes to your mind…