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“What the hell!” Professor McCloud backed away as quickly as possible. “Mr. Sanders! Please put your penis away, this instant. I am calling a security.”

Will started dying laughing while his friend began to imagine his new life, expelled and in a prison cell. “Wait! You- you you- said, that you needed to suck on a cylindrical object!” As he talked he put his pants back on, zipping up and buttoning.

‘Yes, Mr. Sanders! Like a pencil or a water bottle, not your… thing. God, students just get worse every year.” She took out her phone and made a call.

Will stopped laughing, “Oh, oh.”

“Yes, security, I need—” Suddenly she stopped talking. Sean looked confused at her and then to his friend who sat at his desk with a dopey smile and a stone clutched in his hand. “To just say that you are all doing a fantastic job, and that I saw some students smoking weed, I mean cannabis, in the, um, parking lot. Yes, please take care of that this instant!” She then hung up the phone and approached, Sean. “Perhaps, you made a mistake, but it’s not worth ruining your future over something so silly,” Will, through her her body, tapped his friends shoulder, “In the future maybe think a little more before you act, but until then consider this incident completely forgotten, understand, Sean?”

And then Will returned to his body, and Professor McCloud continued as if every word had been her own, “Is that understood, Sean?”

“Yes, clearly.” And he ran back to his seat.

“Very well, since Will has decided not to participate in class today, and Sean seems to have gone partially insane, I will just continue to demonstrate proper techniques with this water bottle, as she grabbed a plastic Dasini and started fellating it as if were just another day. Sean and Will just sat and watched.

* * *

“Holy shit dude, I had completely forgotten we had the stones,” Sean said as they walked through the hallway, moving more than usual as the adrenaline continued to course through their bodies.

“Yeah I noticed.” Will looked behind him to make sure nobody was listening.

“I mean, seriously, like that was fucking craaaazy. I was imagining calling my mom and telling her that I just got arrested for showing my dick in class. I probably would have been enlisted.” He stopped Will next to the lockers. “Wait a second.” They both just stood in the hallway, and they looked at each other before Sean continued, “You could have made her do anything when you took control back, but you just had her discipline me and then say it was forgotten.”

“Yeah so?”

“I thought we were going to see some T and A. Well for a bit I thought we were going to get some B and J, but I would’ve settled for some T and A.”

“Yeah, but before that, you almost got arrested and fucked us both over.” Will looked genuinely frustrated.

“Sure, but we didn’t. Plus it would’ve just been me.”

“ yeah, just you and then I lose my best friend. I mean, seriously,” he found himself raising his voice and calmed down again, “ seriously, these a real powers, these are real people. Mrs. McCloud was a great teacher, maybe one of the only ones in this school that actually cared about her students and now she’s giving a banana a blow job and thinking it’s education.”

Sean shook his head, grinning “, come on, we’re just having fun.”

“I know, it’s good stupid fun, but maybe,” he hesitated again, and then spoke with more certainty than Sean had ever seen Will speak with, “We should just get rid of the stones.”

He was right. Sean wasn’t as smart as friend, but he knew that. He had watched all the Marvel movies, he’d been a big fan of Captain America since he was a kid, and he knew what the right thing to do was. “ Yeah, yeah you’re right.”

Will seem genuinely surprised, and then a look of pride swept over his face. “Really?”

“Yeah, really. But you have to promise me we’ll go out and you’ll actually be a good wingman this time. No weird pranks or jokes like telling the girls I’m going to spray them with a skunk I have in my pocket.” Even as he spoke Sean was smiling, “Here, give me your rock, I have to walk by Lake Strout, after this anyways so I’ll throw them in there.”

At their current location, they would have to walk in opposite directions to get to the next classes.

Will considered his offer carefully, but before he could give a response, Sean said the magic words, “ and don’t say you don’t trust me, at the end of the day, have I ever let you down.”

“You’re right,” Will said, “I guess I’m just being paranoid.” And he handed Sean his rock and they both walked in opposite directions.

It wasn’t until they reached the end of the hallway, that Will turned around and said, “ on second thought, I’ve been pretty lame lately, there’s nothing wrong with having a little fun in college so let’s do it while we’re young and maybe in a month or two months or a year, then we can get rid of these stones and go back to life as it was, no problem! And you know what, you hold onto my stone too. I trust you completely.” Sean returned to his own body and responded, “There’s my best friend.”

“Sorry about that,” Will said, “felt like a different person for a second.” he stopped to think for a second. “Now, I believe we were going to go see some T and A.”

And both friends headed down the middle path away from classes, on the hunt for more.