Egg Stacey's house

Angry at Stacey for being a bitch Rhod decided to egg her house. It seemed logical. After all he thought she was dumb and her breasts were too big, so he threw a lot of eggs at her place. That'll teach her.

A/N: (that stands for Author's note) Stacey if your reading, this you got to understand that the above bit is just Rhod's opinion. I don't think your breasts are too big. If anything, they could be bigger, but I'm willing to forgive you until you get implants.

Anyways, I know you're with Robert, and he has a job that pays him real money, and he can go on a date without his aunt there to remind him not to stare at your boobies. But we really have a connection. For example I have a deep love for your ta-tas, and you have that box of my fingernails that I hid under your bed the last time I broke in. So if you want to give us another chance, just show up at my door topless, and I'll know what it means.