Education

"Education," you tell her, wondering how she didn't know that. "I'm gonna start student teaching in a year or two."

She giggles. "Oh yeah, that's right, you're gonna perv on all the younger girls. Nice, bro. Real nice."

You're caught off guard. "What the hell are you talking about?"

"Don't worry, bro, I won't get in the way. In fact, let me help you out. You'll be around all the schoolgirls your can handle. Doesn't that sound great?"

You're used to your sister teasing you, but she's taking it a little far. You want to ask her again what she means by all this, but you start to feel a little faint. Your vision blurs and a heaviness comes over your limbs. You slump down to the floor, and soon you're out cold.