Edna knows Jefferson

“Jefferson? OH Jefferson! Oh you’re the person who just bought my place. Come snooping around to see how fast you can kick me to the curb hmm. Can’t wait to tear the old place down and build your new fancy shops like are going up all across the street “Edna says frantically,

Jan is taken back at how sharp the old lady is. It’s like she was reading her mind. “Yes I bought your place but I am not snooping around. I mean I was wondering when I could take possession of the building. I have some papers for you but we don’t have to rush “Jan blurted out almost stammering the old lady was spooking her bad. {if IQ > 120}But Jan is still an intelligent cold hearted business woman and recovered quickly “Well Madam Edna, Technically I already own every thing in here. I bought your business lock, stock, and barrel. Not that I really want any of this seedy junk. All I am here to do is serve you with the eviction papers.” {endif}

“OH calm down Miss prissy. You’re so uptight you’re making me nervous. And I just had an orgasm before you came in. I should be basking in the afterglow right now. I have been trying to figure which of my best dildos to take with me when I leave. “Edna laughs as Jan blushes redder. “ I have been planning on leaving for a while. That’s why I stopped paying my taxes. I’ve been saving me up some moving money. I know no one wants this stuff anymore. Everyone is so uptight now-a-day. When I was young it was free love, burn your bra, and fuck anyone that caught your eye or any guy whose eye you caught. Not that it looks like you have much to attract guys eyes with. “Edna said looking Jan over.