Edit #13

Question 13: If you were a girl... would you be into guys?

No I would be a lesbian.

"Of course he would be a lesbian." Maggie shook her head. "Why are guys always scared of other guys dicks?" She grabbed her mug and took a drink. "Well Andy... I bet if tried you the D you would love the D." She chuckled at herself. Maggie's drinking had really loosened her up at this point. Leaning back in her chair, Maggie's eyes focused on the 50 cent piece. "Let's see who gets to edit this one..." Maggie snatched the coin off the desk and flicked it up into the air. Using both hands Maggie caught the coin on slapped it onto the desk. "Heads..." Maggie disappointingly.

As she sat there waiting for Derek to get back, a smile came across her face. She reached over and flipped the coin over to tails. "Tails! O my gosh. I guess I get to edit this one." She grinned mischievously and turned her attention to the laptop. After thinking for a moment she began to type.

Yes I would be into guys.

"Maybe I should add more..." Maggie began to rack her brain for something more to add. "Yes I would be into sexy guys... No that's boring. Yes I would be into short guys... No... Damn it Maggie just let loose like Derek has been doing... Wait!"

Yes I would be into guys and I would be deeply in love with my boyfriend Derek Cortland.

Maggie began to giggle at her edits. "I should add more.... I know!"

Yes I would be into guys and I would be deeply in love with my boyfriend Derek Cortland. His sexual stamina and skill in the bedroom fulfills my carnal needs.

"Perfect!" She said glancing towards the door. "Where the hell is Derek at..." She mumbled as she leaned back in her chair. As Maggie waited for Derek to return from the restroom she kept reading Andy's response and her edits. "Andy is going to shit himself when he sees Derek's name in there." She laughed at the thought of Andy confronting Derek about the questionnaire. "He is going to give Derek so much shit..." She took another drink of her screwdriver. "He wanted to be a lesbian and I gave him the D. Don't worry Andy you'll enjoy it..." Just then Maggie got an idea. "Hmmm.... I shouldn't... But then again...Go big or go home!"

Yes I would be into guys and I would be deeply in love with my boyfriend Derek Cortland. His sexual stamina and skill in the bedroom fulfill my carnal needs. Occasionally I feel the need to experiment with women. Derek supports and encourages this behavior by recruiting other women to engage in threesomes with us.

Maggie could barely contain herself as she read her edits. "Hahahaha Derek is going to shit himself when he see this." She moved the cursor over the Next Question button as she waited for Derek to come back from the restroom.

After a couple minutes of patiently waiting Maggie heard her door handle rattle. "Okay I'm back." Derek said coming in and kicking off his shoes. Maggie looked at Derek with a shit eating grin. "What?" Derek asked realizing something was up. Maggie motioned to the screen with her eyes. She held the mouse in her hand. "Wait... Did you?" Derek hurried over to the screen to see a new question. He quickly read Andy's answer and Maggie's edits. "No no no you can't..." Maggie clicked Next Question. Derek let out a sigh and grabbed his other bottle of wine from Maggie's mini-fridge. "Did you have to use my name?"

Andy had just about fell asleep waiting when she heard the BEEP! Sitting back up Andy quickly read the new edits. "Derek! God damn it! I should of known he was doing this." She slapped her hand to her head. "I gotta call him." Andy got up and hunted around for her phone. "There it is!" She snatched her phone off of her bed. "I wonder..." She placed her finger on the finger print reader and the phone unlocked. "It worked! Wait..." Andy's eyes felt like they were going to bulge out of her head. Her wallpaper was now a picture of her and Derek. "No fucking way..." She mumbled as she stared at the picture.

Something about the picture just felt right. Andy couldn't quite figure out what it was, but the longer she stared at it the more she just wanted to smile. She looked so happy in the picture, and Derek looked so... "Handsome..." She whispered. "No! You have to call him!" Andy said trying to shake free of the hold the image seemed to have on her. Pulling up her contacts she found Derek's name and tried to press the call button, but something stopped her. "What the hell..." She tried again, but it was like she couldn't physically press the button. "Shit..." She said plopping down on the edge of her bed. "I guess I just have to let him finish." Her head hung low as she sat on the edge of her bed. She clicked the home icon so she could have a look at her wallpaper again. The image of her and Derek at the apple orchard made her smile. "At least I've got Derek..."