Eat something here.

I decide to make a salad here and watch a rom-com movie. I smirk as the main character's mother asks her if the rumors that she "tossed her boyfriend's salad," are true on TV, mixing in some peppercorn kernels and concerningly acidic salad dressing. I sit down on my bed and finish the salad within five minutes, rinsing out the bowl and fork and scrubbing the two with dish soap before setting them to dry on the counter space adjacent to the small sink. I relax under the covers of my bed and watch the movie, wishing labor day weekend wouldn't end as soon as it will. I yawn and when I open my eyes I see the main character's boyfriend on screen for the first time- This is certainly a "nerdy girl hooks up with hottest co-worker in the office and falls in love," type of trope. Broad shoulders, muscle gut, bubble ass, tall, nice biceps, big hands... This actor was undoubtedly sexy in the 1990s! "Scandalplanet," and "Rule34," are the only things in my mind as I salivate over this actor. My loose shorts begin to rise...