ENF-144 - BLOG

Item #: ENF-144
Object Class: Pink

Containment Procedures: Since ENF-144 poses an obvious information security risk to Foundation operations, it is recommended that a strategy be devised for taking it down. Until this becomes viable, communications staff should endeavour to represent it as a mere work of fiction, with no relation of any kind to actually occurring events. To further this goal, a number of similar websites should be maintained, superficially resembling ENF-144, but populated by entirely fabricated content.

Description: ENF-144 is an online blog, written in the first person, describing the life of Security Officer Carol Song. It is updated every day, with extensive, detailed description of that day's security operations. It contains information that only Officer Song could possibly know, including her private habits, inner feelings, secret memories and personal fantasies, as well as comprehensive descriptions of her physical body. Officer Song does not maintain this blog and has no idea who does.

Since Officer Song's regular schedule involves wrestling with slime demons in the tunnels under Barcelona, fighting off tickle monsters in the swamps of Brazil, having her nipples tantalized by ghosts in Scottish castles, abseiling deep into the perverted labyrinth on the dark side of the Moon, and losing games of strip poker to Dr. Blithe, and since she is a fit, attractive Asian woman with a full bottom and large breasts, this blog has amassed a considerable following, including among Foundation staff.

Of special concern is the fact that all the blog's followers are automatically updated every time Officer Song masturbates, with a complete explanation of what exactly she was thinking about while she touched herself. Officer Song's masturbation habits are currently under Foundation reviews.