ENF-090 - SOUS LA JUPE

Item #: ENF-090
Object Class: Pink

Containment Procedures: ENF-090 is currently hanging in a small private gallery in Utrecht, where it attracts several thousand visitors each year. It has attracted considerable attention from critics and been written about in several well-known art journals as a fine example of 19th-century Realism. No further action is necessary at this time. However, Foundation staff are expected to enthusiastically participate in ongoing research pertaining to ENF-090.

Description: ENF-090 is an oil painting entitled Sous La Jupe, painted by an unknown artist sometime around 1860. It shows the vagina of a Latina woman in her late twenties. The nut-brown shade of her inner thighs, the fine dark tangle of her pubic hair, the delicate folds of her inner labia peeping between her lips, the curve of her petite buttocks seen from below, are all depicted in exquisite detail. The model is lying on her back with her legs parted, apparently unaware that somebody is peeping up her skirt, although her face cannot be seen.

Careful analysis shows that the vagina in question is an exact replica of the one belonging to Foundation researcher Dr. Melissa Cifuentes. This would appear to be impossible, as Dr. Cifuentes was born in 1993. However, extensive testing by Dr. Blithe has proven that the similarity is exact.

Dr. Cifuentes' vagina has therefore been declared an object of **** interest to the Foundation and formally designated as ENF-090-01. As with all objects in the Foundation's custody, she is required to present it to her superior officers on command for any research purposes they may deem necessary. Currently, Dr. Blithe is engaged in an exhaustive project of visually documenting, orally describing, measuring, cataloguing, texture mapping and testing ENF-090-01's response to tactile stimuli, especially that inflicted by paintbrushes. Dr. Cifuentes is also obliged to refrain from using ENF-090-01 for recreational purposes, either by herself or in company, without Dr. Blithe's express permission, lest this disrupt the delicate balance of the experiment.

It was previously thought that a similar painting in Bordeaux, likely by the same artist, was an exact replica of Dr. Lucent's vagina. However, Dr. Blithe's tests have proven this not to be the case. Dr. Lucent's labia are a slightly darker shade of pink, and her pubic hair, while equally gold, is not as curly. If more paintings are discovered, it may become necessary to construct a full database of Foundation staff vaginas for purposes of swift identification.