Dump them in a field somewhere as scarecrows

You decide you can't just let a bunch of lawless criminals like these get away with such a relatively light punishment - you've done a heck of a lot worse to the innocent! - so perhaps they should give some service back to the community from which they've been attempting to steal.

You move as fast as light, hauling them over your shoulders in pairs, and transport all of them (including Zed and Cira) out of the forest to the surrounding grainfields. You look for the nearest scarecrows, and after tearing the straw-filled puppets loose from their wooden poles you replace them each with a star-naked elf, tied hands and feet to the pole. Where possible, you take the scarecrow's sack of straw that's supposed to pass for a head, empty them out, and put them over the elves' heads. You glance through the eyeholes in the sacks, looking at the blank eyes staring into the distance, soon to be filled with surprise and dread. In two cases the puppet had a worn hat, which you put back on top.

You walk back a little distance where you have a good line of sight on all six of your new 'scarecrows'. Time resumes, and in rapid succession each scarecrow starts thrashing on their pole. Pairs of tits bounce around wildly, as well as two dicks, flailing about as their owners girate trying to get loose.

Certainly no birds are likely to get close to these scarecrows, but as you walk back to the forest, you can see this peculiar sight already attract the attention of nearby harvesting peasantry, men and women mulling around as they're drawn in out of curiosity, amazement, and out of interest in whichever sight takes their fancy the most - and maybe to **** the opportunity a little.