Dua Lipa

I chose Dua Lipa. While she didn't outright hate Selena, I figured having one of Selena's singing rivals as my girlfriend would be ideal. Plus, Dua did have ideal cocksucking lips...

"Selena," I said. "Call Dua Lipa up and tell her you want to do a collab."

Selena nodded and made the call.

"Dua will be here soon," Selena said. "In about ten minutes."

Only ten minutes? I mused.