Drusilla

"Me?" asked Drusilla. "You chose me?"

"Why not?" asked Buffy. "You were nice enough to give me this nice dress that I have yet to put on. Besides, I'm kinda curious about all that stuff you keep telling me about and hey, a girl's got needs. Right?"

"Oh, Buffy," said Drusilla. "You'll never regret this."

"I'm sure I won't," Buffy said as she slipped on Drusilla's dress.

Just then Drusilla dissolved into dust and standing there behind where she used to be was Faith Lehane with a crossbow.

"Faith!" cried Harmony. "I thought you were in prison."

"You wish," said Faith as she fired another bolt from her crossbow.

And just like that, Harmony too dissolved into dust.

"Now you, Spike," said Faith.

"Now just a bloody minute," Spike started to say.

But Faith reloaded, aimed and fired her crossbow so fast that Spike never had the chance to say anything else. Instead he too dissolved into dust.

"Er, Faith," said Buffy. "What brings you here?"

"One of your friends came to me in prison and asked me to break out and come to Sunnydale so that I could take care of some guy who was stalking you," said Faith. "I'm guessing Spike was the guy and Harmony and Drusilla his evil assistants."

"Well, I don't know if I'd call them evil," said Buffy.

"Well, whatever they were, your problems are now taken care of, B," said Faith. "So how did they get you to come out here in the middle of the night? And why were you naked so long? Granted, I can't honestly say that I hated the view but still..."

"How long have you been here?" asked Buffy. "And what did you see?"

"Enough to know that you were better off not choosing any of those three," said Faith.

"At last," said Buffy. "A person who understands. And after all our history together, who would have thought that it would be you who finally gets me?"

"Oh, I can be very understanding," said Faith. "But then I've matured a lot since I've been in prison. And I've learned a lot of things there too. Like this."

And with that, she gave Buffy a long, long kiss. And inserted a tongue far warmer than Drusilla's into her mouth.

To her surprise, Buffy started kissing Faith back.

Buffy kissed her so long that it seemed like hours before the two of them finally came up for air.

"Wow, B!" cried Faith. "You kiss pretty good for a straight girl. I guess that means we're an item now."

Buffy just smiled.

"Oh, Faith," she said. "You're such a tease."