Drunk at the park

One afternoon, just before it started to get dark, Jake was walking home drunk. The 29 year old decided to cut through the park on that very windy day. Since he was very drunk, Jake was stumbling his entire walk. As Jake cut through the park, two guys, Alan and Harry saw how drunk he was. Both of them went to highschool with Jake and were bullied by him constantly. Seeing Jake, clearly very out of it, was a blessing for the two guys.

Knowing Jake was known always doing crazy dares back in highschool made Alan and Harry think this was the perfect time for ****. Alan quickly ran to his car and grabbed his old trench coat and some rope. Next Alan ran back over to Harry and told him his plan. When Harry agreed, the two ran to go cut Jake off. Jake didn't recognize Harry or Alan, and they quickly realized that.

"Hey bubby any chance you are interested in doing a dare for 100$?" Harry's said, trying not to laugh.

"Dude I don't know who you are but I will happily take your money." Jake said with a very cocky tone.

"Oh really man. Well I want to see you put your money where your mouth is. I dare you to strip completely naked, shoes and all, then tie your hands behind your back. Once your hands are tied I want you to put this trench coat on but only use two of the 10 buttons on the coat. Then you need to walk around the entire park like that. Are you man enough for that?" Alan asked.

"You bet your ass I am!" Jake said, while quickly pulling his shirt off.

Then Jake bent over and untied his shoes before kicking them off and removing his socks. Next Jake faced away from Alan and Harry and pulled his pants and boxers down to his ankles. Once Jake stepped out of his pants and boxers completely, Jake threw his hands behind his back. Alan wasted no time in rushing up to Jake and tightly tying his hands together. When Jake's hands were tied up, Harry threw the trench coat over Jake's shoulder and buttoned up only the top two buttons.

"Well now all you need to do is walk around the entire park and this is all your!" Harry said, while holding up a 100$ bill.

Without saying a word, Jake started walking around the park. The trench coat Jake was wearing came down to his knees, so you couldn't tell he was naked underneath. However every time the wind blew, the coat would blow around a bit. Since only the very top of the coat was buttoned, his legs could be seen when the coat flapped around in the wind. Jake could feel the cold wind blow up his coat and send a chill through his basically naked body.

As they watched Jake start to walk the lap around the park, Harry and Alan scooped up all of his clothes. Once Jake walked around a corner, Alan and Harry quickly walked back to Alan's car and hopped in. The two started laughing their asses off as they left the parking lot with Jake's clothes, witch also had his phone, house keys and his wallet. Jake kept walking his lap around the park, but was very confused when he finished. Jake was shocked not to see Alan and Harry anywhere, when he completed his lap.