Drs visit

I got the job! Ive been trying hard to get my dream job with a new company and today it finally happened! I just have to go through all of the red tape and paperwork now. After reading everything i notice ive only got two days to have everything ready. One of them being a full physical.

Panic starts to take over, i dont have a primary dr anymore, how am i ever going to get all of this done in two days? I start calling around trying to find someone that is taking new patients with no luck. My mother in law is sitting there with me and suggests trying her dr. She says she knows her pretty good and if all i need is a physical im sure she can work you in. I say are you sure? I thought she only saw female patients. My mother in law then informs me that she typically only deals with female patients because she is a bit of a feminist but they grew up together and she is sure that she'll make an exception for her however she will have to go with me so she can talk to the dr. I say ok lets go, i don't have much of a choice.

We arrive at the office and walk in. I immediately feel out of place. The waiting room is full of women, some very attractive and some older ladies. I take a seat while my mother in law asks to speak with the dr. When she returns she says good news she said she will see you today, but you're going to have to wait a little while. Relieved i say ok. I get up and let my mother in law have my seat because it was the only one left. I then go stand by the receptionist window and wait for my name to be called.

After only about ten minutes i here my name called and it was a familiar voice. It was an older lady and i immediately recognized her as an old teacher of mine from high school. I guess she decided to change career paths. Anyway i go back to where she is standing and she recognized me so we chat briefly about the past she instructs me to come on back so i do and we enter the room with the scale. She takes my temperature and gets all of my vitals and says ok now its time to weigh you. She says " go ahead and get undressed and put ALL of your clothes in this plastic bin." Im a little embarrassed already since she knows me, plus she left the door wide open. I ask her if we can shut the door so knowbody will see me in my underwear. She giggled and said "underwear? You're not gonna Have any underwear on honey, i need to weigh you butt naked! And there is no point in closing the door because when im done, you're going back to the waiting room bare" i said "what? I can't go back in there naked! Its full of women including my mother in law!" She said "im sorry that's just the way it is, now i haven't got all day so you need to strip!" I swallow my pride and begin to get naked. Once everything is off and in the plastic bin i step up on the scale to get weighed. When shes all done with me she calls the cute receptionist back to escort me back to the waiting room. She enters and starts giggling seeing me standing there naked covering my penis with my hands. She says " you can come with me now sir" and i begin my naked walk of shame back to the waiting room. Before she opens the door i plead with her "please let me stay here im butt naked! My mother in law is in there along with about twenty other women!" She says " Im sorry sir thats our policy for male patients" she then opens the door and pushes me out into the room full of women who were obviously expecting a naked show because their eyes were all glued to the door. Im Sure they heard my naked pleadings beforehand. As im pushed out, i have to take my hands away from penis to keep my balance. Its bouncing and flopping around and the person closest to the door and my flopping penis just happens to be my mother in law. She had a huge smile on her face and whistled at me and said "im sorry i forgot to mention this part. My dr sees male patients, but they have to remain bare naked for the entire visit. Sometimes they even leave naked when their clothes just mysteriously dissappear."