Drop-Kick those Motherfuckers

Those guys really piss you off. Just.... fuckin.... standing there, potentially standing in your way. You bet they don't even shower.

You immediately start sprinting towards them, propelled by your god given athletic talents. In seconds, you clear the distance. At around three feet away from them, you jump into the air. In a split second, you feel your foot land right into the chest of the taller goblin. A loud "Ack!" flies out of the affected goblin's mouth. You land a little further away, a little bruised. Standing up you start heading towards the second, shorter goblin immediately. you let another kick fly, connecting to the neck of the greenskin. When you see that the two of them are out of commission, you let out a triumphant scream and run away out of them cave, throwing back expletives as you run.