Dripping Wet

EPISODE 6: Our heroine, having doubts, decides to risk visiting Darcy’s country mansion with her aunt and uncle as she has heard he is not at home. But Darcy is at home and surprisingly invites them to stay over. Darcy’s sister, Georgiana, is also there. Elizabeth immediately bonds with the young woman as they both know what it is like to be pounded by Mr Wickham although Georgiana said she rather liked it until her brother told her it was probably a scam by Wickham to get her pregnant and lay claim to part of the wealth of the estate.

In the morning Darcy, observed by a concealed Lizzie and Georgiana, goes swimming in his britches. He stands there soaking for a while and then removes his britches to jump in the lake once more stark bollock naked. Georgiana does what any naughty sister would do and collects all his clothes, while he swims in the opposite direction, and hares off to the house. Then Darcy stands fully erect in more ways than one screaming “My Lizzie!” and starts tugging himself off a few feet from where the object of his fantasy is hiding. Lizzie is masturbating too having removed her dress so only in her slip until she cries out “Oh Mr Darcy!” Darcy stops and says “Who’s there?”. Lizzie stands up and reveals herself. “You have me at a disadvantage for you are clothed and I am not.”

“Well that, sir, is easily remedied.” and with that she uncovers her magnificent body.
“What vision of loveliness. Am I dreaming?” She wades into the water, drops to her knees and puts him in heaven, opening her mouth at the end so he may look down as she rolls his cum round her tongue. She then coughs as she finally tastes the lake water and splutters the cum out. They both laugh. He makes an effort to put on her dress to cover his manhood but it splits all over the place and a naked Mr Darcy is **** to carry Elizabeth in her soaking wet slip, back to the house, much to his sister’s amusement.

Meanwhile in London we cut to a boarding house bedroom where a couple are going at it hammer and tongs in the dark although a penis is clearly seen entering a vagina many times and at many angles. They collapse on the bed still in the dark. Then as the morning sun filters into the room the naked couple are revealed in all their glory to be none other than Wickham and Lydia.

COMMENT: OK this was the big one when Lizzie and Darcy finally get it on. Much as I would have liked full sex, it just did not feel right in context. Also there was a bit of criticism of the arty darkness of the Wickham and Lydia scene but they do not call me the Orson Welles of pornography for nothing and here the reveal was what mattered. The virtual world spiked even more at the lake scene. A new generation of women were describing it as the greatest moment of their lives. The chairmen of the BBC rang me to personally congratulate me on having legitimised hard core pornography. I told him that people had waited years for sex to be accepted not as something dirty or ethereal but as something to be celebrated.