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Chapter 290
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What do you do?
Dream of Niki.
You follow along a barren wasteland of dirt and rocks until you spot a large camp filled with various people. Everybody is garbed in crude hide outfits, pieces of metal, and in the center of the makeshift village is a roaring bonfire being used to roast a giant boar. There are men in nothing but loin cloths, and woman wearing fabric that merely hangs over their tits. It looks like a medieval version of Mad Max. Nobody seems to notice you flying above them, however, but that's because you aren't truly there at all, despite being able to see. This dream is yours--it's merely melding with Niki's right now.
It only takes a moment of searching to spot the center of attention, and it isn't the pig. A strong warrior woman stands with all eyes upon her--Niki Vakila.
Her hair is slightly longer than usual and braided on both sides. Around her neck is a string of teeth from different monsters. Fur bracers with metal claws wrap around her wrists, and a steel bikini hangs down from her shoulders and locks around her back. Her belt is covered in animal hide and furs, with two metal plates strapped to her sides, chaining up to her top as well. She has gnarly, pointed boots, in the middle of it all, the markings normally just around the middle of her tits continue downwards along her stomach. Slammed into the ground is a gigantic maul shaped like a bear's head that looks much too large for anyone to lift. In one of her hands is a haunch of meat that she's already vigorously torn into--bits of food litter over her mouth and chest.
A group of people pull the corpse of a dragon bound in ropes closer to the area.
Niki's fantasy is pretty intense. I can't speak, but maybe I can alter something. Our dreams are melding after all. I just don't know what to do first. If I can disrupt what's going on, the fantasy should fade and then she can get back to what she's supposed to be doing.
"Once again our strongest warrior Niki has fallen a dragon!" someone calls out. "Let us eat, and make awesome weapons and armour out of its body!"
"Hell yeah!" Niki calls out in response.
Suddenly, a woman with a dagger appears not far way. "Strongest warrior? Don't make me laugh," she says. "I could take you down with my bare hands."
Niki turns to a vacant silhouette at her side and hands the haunch of meat over for it to hold. She picks up some dirt, slides it together between her hands, and then grips the shaft of the massive maul nearby. With ease, she lifts it up into the air, and with all of her might, she slams it down against the ground in front of her. The collision shakes the ground, but that's not all. A huge crack splinters out from the point of impact. All of the sudden, the ground itself splits open and the crevice shoots out towards the woman. Unable to get out of the way in time, she plummets into the Niki-made ravine and disappears.
Once again, she puts the maul back into the dirt and turns to the silhouette to plant a sudden kiss straight on its invisible lips.
"I'm not the strongest warrior she says." Niki laughs. "She's right. I'm the strongest being!"
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A New World! Your Party of Hopeless Hotties
(Game) After being transported to a fantasy land, you try to assemble a normal party of girls, but things are never that simple.
Click "Start Game"! You've been mysteriously brought over to an RPG-style world of sexy elves and powerful magic, but things aren't as easy as you first imagined. The only adventurers that you're able to recruit into your party are cute girls that are entirely hopeless, and kinky as hell! Hopefully you don't die because of them. (This story was inspired by Konosuba. Cover is from Sakura Knight. Also known as YPoHH.) ----- We have a wiki now! Too many characters to keep track of in this setting? Check out the constantly under-construction reference site here: https://www.worldanvil.com/w/absoterra-fiftyfiftyfifty
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